Behind the glamourous Duffy façade
Excerpts from “Sen. Duffy’s Schedules,” circa 2012, entered into evidence at his fraud trial. A fascinating glimpse into the inner workings of the renowned legislator. (Ed. note: this is not a parody.)
Mar. 29, 2012, 9.10am. Sears delivers Washer and Dryer stands.
April 8, 8am. Crown moulding installed.
April 26, 11am. MD explosive (Garlic cabbage rolls?)
April 29, 2.30pm. Begin sifting thru boxes to prepare for Shred-It.
Sept. 21, 3.30pm. Call Debbie Hampton Inn North Conway re missing pillow.
Sept. 10, H&M (Heather and Mike) cut grass MD rides John Deere.
Sept. 3, 11:00 am. Pick up new locks at Home Depot.
Sept. 3, 2:30pm. Drop off blazer with mustard stain + Home Depot, order keys for new lock set.
July 5, 4:45pm. Buy cordless phone batteries.
July 29, 12:00pm. MD Drop shirts off @ Belevedere
July 24, 6:30pm. Heather sees kink in temp sewar [sic] line—jumps in to straighten it!
July 24, 12:00pm. Rain begins.
July 15, 10am. Polish speech for Canadian Seed Trade Assn.
July 14, 1:05pm. Check Home Depot re: filters for Maytag dish washer.