Michael Zehaf-Bibeau Terror Video: The Missing 18 Seconds

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ZEHAF-BIBEAU [CAT, IDENTIFIED IN PRIOR VIDEO AS “A.K.A. YUSUF ISLAM,” JUMPS ON SHOULDER]:

Frank has obtained the exclusive transcript of the 18 seconds edited out by the RCMP “for operational reasons” of Ottawa shooter Michael Zehaf-Bibeau’s video. 

“Hey everybody! MZB here. First off, thanks for all the responses to my bucket challenge – you guys are awesome! I’m more confident with every passing day that we’ll soon see the end of ALS, the world’s greatest terrorist.

“So anyway I’m up here in Ottawa for this insane prank video. I know, I know, I promised you “2 Girls, 1 Burqa” and that’s coming, but seriously, check this out. I gotta give props to 22 Minutes and that old Marg Delahunty chick for the inspiration.

“Don’t forget to post your reaction videos. Let’s make this shit go viral!”

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2 comments on “Michael Zehaf-Bibeau Terror Video: The Missing 18 Seconds
  1. Patrick60 says:

    I’d like to know what the real redacted material was. I’d also like to see the autopsy report. If Vickers really deserves the credit, I’m sure he’d want it released, wouldn’t he?

  2. OJM says:

    Wait a second. A cat named “Yusuf Islam”? Is this a cryptic reference to a certain singer-songwriter who came to prominence in the ’70s? I am speaking, of course, of Harry Chapin…

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