I didn’t watch the latest debate because I’m not retarded in the head.
Hell, I know who I want as PM, and it ain’t Muck-Liar or True-Dough. Though I’m not sure who I’ll be castin’ my ballot for, specific-like, because some Facebook posts may still come to light.
But from what I heard Mr. Harper did what he had to do, which was take a swipe at immigrants.
I know not everybody, not even otherwise normal, old-stock Canadians, will like this, but we need a leader who dares to put foreigners in their place. Namely, wherever the hell they came from.
Some might say it’ll cost votes, but apart from killin’ us all I wouldn’t worry about the Muslims.
Their Sharia Law makes our own social conservatives look like flippin’ red Tories. But until ISIS registers with Elections Canada who else are they gonna vote for?
And “old stock” is nothin’ like “pure laine.” They’re completely different languages. And what languages!
One, English, you can speak without soundin’ like a garglin’ epileptic.
And Jack Parizeau was piss-pants drunk, whereas Mr. Harper was stone-cold sober. That’s the kind of man I want with his finger on the hot-button issues.
Didn’t watch the Republicans go at it either, but I’ll be sure to catch the next one.
Things sure have got funny stateside. I understand that Jeb admitted he smoked dope during the debate.
He should have waited until after the debate to smoke up. He probably just handed the nomination to Donnie Trump.
And one more thing. Alright, so that kid in Texas was just makin’ a clock.
But we don’t need a Muslim to tell us what time it is.