Tubby Black’s Fitness for Felons
He plans “a fierce pursuit of fitness and weight-loss… My plan is to divide the number of days I have to serve by the number of pounds I hope to lose, keeping in mind the range of sticks and carrots with which my superhumanly fat-averse wife will reward performance, and downsize myself toward liberty in increments”.
–Conrad Black in The Independent, Oct. 9, 2011.
Of course, Duffy had no business expensing his physical trainer, but from appearances, the trainer has not been notably successful anyway. Mike is no fitness magazine centrefold…
–Conrad Black, National Post, April 29, 2016.