Orange is the New Pantsuit!

Now I’m no historian, but I bet ya gotta look backaways to find a presidential election where one was under investigation by the FBI and the other lookin’ at a lawsuit for child rape. Dewey/Truman, maybe.

At least it’ll be over soon. Could be over by the time ya read this, if you’re a slow reader.

Anyhow, it’s a helluva thing that it all comes down to this Weiner fella again and his damn dick pics, just like the founding fathers foretold.

If Hillary does win she’ll be impeached before her inaugural ball, which I imagine would set a record even for a Clinton.

Probably for the best though since she’s gonna be locked up anyway, and anyone would be hard-pressed to manage the affairs of state between breakin’ rocks on the chain gang and cellmate canoodles after lights out.

And of course Mr. Trump’s got his own troubles, but multiple court dates on fraud and racketeerin’ charges just speak to a man’s ambition. Catchin’ the eye of Johnny Law comes with the territory of bein’ successful at business, as anyone who’s watched a Scorcese picture can attest.

As for the 13-year girl, that’s more of a Polanski picture, and I can’t say I’ve ever seen one of them. So let’s not talk about that.

At least in Hillary and Don Trump the Americans have the choice of two real men, unlike up here.

Our boy Trudeau picked a fight with the Walloons, and made it close.

I don’t even know why we need a free trade deal with Europe. Between the Brexits on one side and the Russkies on the other I’d say it’s not long for this world.

We oughta cozy up again to England. They’re gonna need a friend once Scotland pulls up its knickers and leaves, and it would piss off our own Frenchies.

Everybody’s happy.

Everybody I know, that is.

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One comment on “Orange is the New Pantsuit!
  1. John MacLachlan Gray says:

    So Weiner wasn’t exaggerating when it came to the power of his dick. Weiner’s dick could tip the election. Must admit, that’s quite a dick, Dick.

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