Kevin O’Leary Must Be Kickin’ Himself Because I’d Pay To See That!

Did everybody see that Karla Homolka is doing volunteer work at an elementary school? Now as you may know I’m pretty big on crime and punishment, especially the latter, but hasn’t the woman already paid for her crimes?

I just live close to a school and I feel like I’m bein’ punished myself, and I haven’t had a confirmed kill since ’45.

I know schools are a necessary evil, as we all need someplace to stockpile children durin’ the daylight hours so grown-ups can get on with their drinkin’, but I don’t think it’s fair to make ex cons do their community service in ’em.

A primary school could put even yer lily-white innocent in mind of the joint, or the Big House – the hoosegow, if you will – so it must be a helluva flashback for a convicted serial killer. All I’m sayin’ is let’s have some compassion, people.

Speakin’ of which, I’d like to ask the Conservative Party to please give me a goddamn break.

I know not everybody can get what they want out of so-called democracy, but if I understand the process correctly somebody should.

And I just can’t see how anybody could be happy with Andy Scheer as leader. Mr. Scheer included.

Just one look at the fella and you can tell he ain’t fit to lead. Two looks I think would be excessive.

He was Speaker, I recall, and he put me in mind of a green as they come substitute teacher letttin’ kindergarteners run roughshod.

Now Homolka, on the other hand, we already know she won’t let kids get the better of her.

I don’t even know what her politics is, but I could make an educated guess.

I’m just sayin’ next leadership race she could be one to watch. I bet she’d give Chris Alexander another pastin’.

But I’m gettin’ ahead of myself. Of more immediate concern is whether anybody has called this mess “Scheer Madness” yet. I say no, so remember to credit me on social media.

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4 comments on “Kevin O’Leary Must Be Kickin’ Himself Because I’d Pay To See That!
  1. OJM says:

    CPC fund raising = “sheep-Scheering”…bad poll results = “Scheer drop”…Andy attends a BBQ in Parry Sound = “Scheer hosery”…family gets a makeover = “sharpening the Scheers”…hell, this could be fun.

  2. John MacLachlan Gray says:

    I’ve met Sheer & he’s a nice man, quite genuine really. As Conservative leader he has the hapless, doomed look of a young
    Joe Clark, the look of a man with a target on his back.

    Of course, the leader will shun the next gay parade, which will shine a light on his genuine, primeval beliefs about abortion and sexuality, and turn him into into an object of debilitating mockery.

    Look for a confetti of condoms at public appearances when Andy wants to talk about the Economy.

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