Wankers We Have Known: The Nutting Professor
Yes, he’s actually serious. And no, he won’t call you Shurley. In 2017, “public intellectual” became just another hanky-spanky euphemism as one pronoun-persecuted perfessor chapped the self-pleasure principle itself and came out on top as Frank’s Wanker of the Year.
The competition was stiff as U of T celebrity prof Jordan B. Peterson faced a field of fappers all too well-versed in the art of turning a harmless, solitary and carbon-neutral pastime into something gross. Throughout the ensuing year, the tireless Saltpetreson never missed a stroke, but can he pull off a twofer this year? Next issue, grab a tissue for…
FRANK’S TOP 100 WANKERS TO WATCH IN 2018
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