January 16, 2019

‘Fish are facing new kinds of threats — but there’s hope’

January 10, 2019

“Tim Hortons has done something so obvious, it’s surprising no one thought of it earlier: they started selling a double-double-flavoured Timbit.”

January 7, 2019

T. Rex Murphy Mega Drivel!

"Place the adjective environmental to govern the noun journalism and the former swallows up, nullifies, extinguishes quite the latter. "

Tubbidamus Redux

"Patrick [Brown] wins. And I like him, and I think he would be a competent premier."
January 3, 2019

Leaping lemur surprises Florida trooper

December 15, 2018


Candice Malcolm, Sheila Gunn Reid, Heather Mallick
December 13, 2018

“Inside court, the 20-year-old donned sweatpants and a sweatshirt with a beard.”

December 6, 2018

“Cows can be pessimistic…”

December 4, 2018

“You know, if Freddie Mercury were alive today, it’d be OK for him to be married and have a family and all those things.”

November 29, 2018

“Robert Mueller [has failed] to turn up any reason for the investigations in two years’ worth of frenzied efforts to find something damaging about Trump”

“Hey Joe Boy, it’s Don Cherry here!”

“Think of me as a spatula!”

Kevin O'Leary, Candice Malcolm, Mark Steyn, Jordan Peterson
November 22, 2018

“Coco the cow jumps fence”

November 19, 2018


Lord Tubby, Ed the Sock, Ray Heard, Catherine Clark