[A]ccusations must be reasonably advanced and not dangled and jiggled as they have been as in primitive children’s amusements in honky-tonk games of deception….

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“Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little boondoggles, You know that Ontario’s no longer your home.”

T. Rex Murphy, Crusty Blatchford, Sheila Gunn Reid, Ezra Lugenpants

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“You just never know what Toronto Police detectives might be up to.”

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All Choked Up: The Persian Perv Sings Again!

Jian Ghomeshi Mega Drivel

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“You would never guess it from the fatuous ululations of triumph of his enemies, but Trump has won already.”

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I love him so much I read the chapter in his book entitled “Live or Die With Supply Management….”

Crusty Blatchford, Ezra Lügenpants, Candice Malcolm, Mark Bonokoski, Rex Murphy, Nathalie Atkinson

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“Toronto is in a state of emergency, or so shrieked a ragtag Birkenstocked group of leftists”

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“One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. The bullet holes are everywhere.”

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“Today, [Alex Jones is] just a rumour. He’s being un-personed. Maybe that will happen to me one day.”

Ezra Lügenpants, Sue-Ann Levy, Candice Malcolm, J. J. McCullough, Neil Macdonald, Ellie Tesher

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“Premier Ford will shepherd threw these changes in the next three weeks…”

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It was terror on the Danforth no question. Hey! Masai Ujiri—what kind of name is that anyway?

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“Only Lee dares to show the nightmarish vision of your No. 1 crush having sex with your late father’s corpse.”

Chandler Levack, Globe and Mail, Ottawa Petfinder, Toronto Sun

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“[The children at the border] are reasonably well taken care of and fed as if they lived in McDonald’s.”

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“Troy Newton is living out a dream by serving his hometown great grub…. “

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