To Be Frank, I Didn’t Even Much Care For Chiang Kai-Shek!

It’s incredible, the things ya can learn about Chinese customs simply by offendin’ the Chinese government..

Need an example, I’ll give ya one. Like. how arrestin’ some well-heeled China girl to turn her over to the Yanks to do with what they will appears to be frowned upon.

I didn’t learn that in school, but it still is quite an education.

Okay, it’s just one arrest, but look on the bright side: that’s one down. A billion or so to go, it’s true, but baby steps.

Myself, I hope we move along posthaste to those Falun Gong folks. I don’t even know what they are, but let’s face it, they crowd the sidewalk so who gives a crap.

Chinese communists at least got the experience of the Long March. They know to keep it movin’!

Anyhow, if we’re smart, or at least not as dumb as the Belgians, we’ll send ’em back to where they belong. By my estimation that would mean not here.

But there’s the rub, as they say, an’ it don’t rub me right. Not by a long shot.

With so many Chinese, an’ more all the time, on account of how an oriental wrote the book of love back when the world was young, I don’t know where we’re gonna put ’em all.

China, maybe? Surely Vancouver ain’t big enough, even if we set aside the Tibetans..

So it’s war then. I thought we’d need to go through Russia first, but looks like China jumped the cue. And that’s a casus belli right there to rival the Archduke an’ his missus gettin’ the short end of some hot-headed Serbian’s stick.

And let’s face it, it’s gonna be 2019 soon. If this was the 20th Century we’d already be done one world war.

It’s just not fair to the kids.

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