Remedial Media: The Corpse’s Peter Principle

News that Q host Jian Ghomeshi was a “tyrannical” egomaniac who created a “culture of fear” comes as no surprise to sluggos at The National. After all, they’ve been dealing with Peter Mansbridge for years.

Indeed, the “Red Sky” memo (in which Q staffers complained of being forced to work to their star’s “whim” and follow orders or “be punished in some way”), could easily have been written about Mansbingo.

At The National, it’s all about Peterkins, and anyone foolish enough to challenge the Giant of JournalismTM soon gets Gulaged. Remember Pam Wallin? Jason Moscovitz? Of course you don’t.

He’s the CBC’s grand imperial wizard, surrounded by sycophants. Take Corpse editor-in-chief, Jennifer McGuire, for example. As head of all CBC news and current affairs, McGuire is nominally Mansbingo’s boss.

Earlier this year, she had the task of defusing the conflict-of-interest tizzy over Mansbridge and Rex Murphy accepting Big Oil payments for speaking engagements (see also: Cross Country Oil Check).

After months of dithering, however, McGuire posted a mealy-mouthed policy non-statement that had Mansbridge’s fingerprints all over it: “Tightening our procedures…centralize tracking for speeches…transparency… [more bureaucratic gibberish here]…”

Nothing happens on The National without Mansbridge’s say-so. From the lavish and fawning coverage of the Franklin expedition search (he’s on the Arctic Research Foundation advisory board), to the awarding of plum panel gigs, Mansbridge is da man. (David Herle of The Insiders panel is an old Mansbridge pal. Longtime panelist and golf buddy Allan Gregg was replaced last year on the At Issue team by another Petey chum, Bruce Anderson.)

All panels are up to him, ditto any big series on the flagship news show. He influences who will be hired as he must approve reporters and any regularly appearing guests on the show.

And the results speak for themselves: In the 26 years Mansbridge has presided over The National, ratings have gone from nearly two million viewers to approximately 430,000.

But Mansbridge’s salary has climbed from an estimated $550,000 in 1998, to approximately $900,000 in 2014 (See also Pay Packet Porkies at the Corpse.)

Natalia

Natalia

Meanwhile, 650 CBC hacks have waddled the plank this year and highly-regarded journos like Linden MacIntyre have stepped aside—without retirement incentives—to make room for younger talent down the food chain.

And speaking of younger talent, Mansbingo, like Ghomeshi, has always had a sharp eye for it.

In the early nineties, Wendy Mesley, nine years younger than Peter, got traded in for Cynthia Dale, 13 years his junior.

And then there was Natalia Mohammed Macleod. The CBC PR flak/actress from Vancouver was 27, and barely half Mansbridge’s age, when they had a fling in the late nineties. (Natalia went on to enjoy a modest filmic career, appearing in The 13th Warrior, with Antonio Banderas and Omar Sharif.)

But another of Peter’s favourites proved a total pain in the ass.

Krista Erickson was the rookie host of CBC Winnipeg’s six o’clock news show when Mansbridge came calling in 2005.

Totally smitten, he pushed for Erickson’s promotion to a plum gig at the CBC Parliament Hill bureau—despite warnings from Ottawa brass she was too green for the gig–not to mention that she looked like a Barbie doll, dressed like a hooker and swore like a meat packer.

Priapic readers of Frank, circa June 2007, will recall how Erickson turned up at one of the Speaker’s garden parties and stood by the main tent, posing for pictures with Tory MPs and cabinet members, who drooled obligingly.

At one point, light loafered Liberal MP Scott Brison threw Krista over his shoulder, Alley-Oop style. The sight of her ass in the air soon had members’ members rising on a point of privilege.

Afterward, Brison showed his hands to the gang and remarked that he “had calluses,” to which Krista quipped: “Because you’ve been beating off too much.”

Krista

Krista

Near the end of the evening, she sauntered out with boyfriend Lee Richardson (then Tory MP for Calgary Centre), remarking loudly, “I won’t let you lay me tonight.”

Krista always had an uncanny knack for pissing off colleagues and reporters on the French side at Radio-Canada.

In a celebrated shriek fest with the late Tom Hanson, Krista yelled at the CP photog for getting in the way of her scrum shot.

“Are you clueless?” Hanson asked.

“If I’m so clueless,” Krista snapped, “How come I’m a national reporter and you’re just a button pusher?”

Eventually, Krista was suspended for allegedly writing questions for Liberal MP Pablo Rodriguez to nail Byron Muldoon in committee. Standard operating procedure in inbred Ottawa, but the Tories launched a complaint with the public broadcaster.

The CBC tried to reassign her to Toronto, but Erickson lawyered up and refused the demotion. She argued that when Corpse news boss John Cruickshank tried to move her off the hill, she was made to appear guilty of wrongdoing and her reputation was damaged.

“I didn’t hire her, whinged Cruickshank. “[Tony] Burman did. Now he’s with Al Jazeera. I wish she’d go to Al Jazeera.”

According to Corpse sources, they were stuck with Krista because she had hanky spanky emails from Mansbingo, which could prove highly embarrassing in the event of a sexual harassment suit.

Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed. Krista got a significant payout and later took her act to the Sun News Network, a gig that also ended in tears.

The CBC needed a scapegoat for the Erickson fiasco, however, and it certainly wasn’t going to be Mansbridge, despite the fact he was the one who’d catapulted Krista from hack supper hour anchor into a coveted gig on Parliament Hill, where she couldn’t be trusted with a story about a lost puppy.

No, the fall-on-your-sword award went to Ottawa bureau boss George Hoff. A loyal Corpse retainer for 29 years, all he got was a blindfold and a cigarette.

At the CBC, the cheese stands alone.

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3 comments on “Remedial Media: The Corpse’s Peter Principle
  1. Stbarnabas says:

    In Canada wide ratings CTV evening news usually comes in around no. 5.CTV National news comes in about 10. The ratings include U.S. Shows broadcast by Canadian stations. The CBC generally has ZERO shows in the top 30 unless hockey is on. Sometimes Murdoch breaks the top 30. Is there any question that if Petey were employed by any network but the CBC he would have been gone a long time ago.The Corpse hovers around 5 %of total viewership in prime time at a cost of over a billion a year.

    • Keystroke says:

      I don’t doubt that what you say is true, but could the lack of funding also be part of the problem? I’ve been a very loyal CBC News since the late 70’s but on the last 5 or so years their depth of coverage is lacking except for a few notable exceptions such as Adriane Arsenault, Neil Macdonald and Nala Ayad.

  2. Stbarnabas says:

    You mean they beat CTV news when the budget was $1.2 bllion? Answer…No. It’s a product nobody is watching.

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