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Wankers of the Week: Perkins and Ferreri, private citizens, public embarrassments


Congratulations to Rick Perkins and Michelle Ferreri, co-winners of the Frank Wankers of the Week Award.

The former conservative MPs beat out Sue-Ann Levy in a photo finish that caught Perkins and Ferreri in a dead heat  (Tie goes to the loser!) They may have been roundly rejected by voters in the last federal election, but the grisly duo just won’t take ixnay for an answer. Perkins, the Pee-wee Poilievre proctologist and one-term Conservative member for South Shore-St, Margarets, has been running his mouth more than when he was a deep-in-the-curtains back bencher.

Take, for instance, last Remembrance Day. Perkins may have had no official duties, but a six-foot DEI trans Muslim couldn’t keept him away from the Clarks Harbour cenotaph Nov. 11.

Resourceful Rick showed up early and commandeered the government greenery for his

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