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“Each team has certain verticals, and the verticals weren’t horizontally integrated as they need to be.”

Kinsella latest door-stopper!

Questioning Qadira at the LSO

Crashing The Party

NDP, Have You Tried Rebooting?

“My pronouns are she, they. I’m from Ontario. Hello, bonjour….”

Ezra Derangement Syndrome #178: Jeremy MacKenzie Faceplants!

“[Trump] shows the courage and judgment of the statesman.”

Hold the Fort–NASA’s Goin’ to the Moon?

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“The intensity of [Pierre Poilievre’s] listening is a form of communication in itself.”

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April 3, 2026
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Some hon. members: Michelle Rempel-Garner (Calgary-Nose Hill)

March 27, 2026

Grovel of the Week: Clifford Small

March 26, 2026

Some Hon. Members: Jonathan Rowe (Con.–Terra Nova-The Peninsulas)

February 27, 2026

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April 10, 2026
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Ezra Derangement Syndrome #178: Jeremy MacKenzie Faceplants!

April 7, 2026
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Our Cop$ Are Top$: Grus’ Clues, Part the Third

April 2, 2026

Chronicle Herald! Halifax Examiner!

Innocent Nova Scotia schoolchildren less than six degrees from Epstein Island
Nova Scotia’s education department says there are no concerns with a major school photography company that has a connection to a company that had a past connection to someone named in the Epstein Files.
—Chronicle Herald, March 11, 2026.

It’s true, we did the math.
SailGP… came to Halifax in 2024 with the help of $1 million in funding from the province and another $1 million from Halifax… I cover City Hall… I thought $1 million for SailGP sounds like a lot.
—The Halifax Examiner, Mar. 11, 2026.

You will recall that in August council approved taking $50,000…  to give to the Davis Cup… Still, $50,000 is a lot less than $1 million.
—Ibid.

 



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Wankers of the Week: Perkins and Ferreri, private citizens, public embarrassments


Congratulations to Rick Perkins and Michelle Ferreri, co-winners of the Frank Wankers of the Week Award.

The former conservative MPs beat out Sue-Ann Levy in a photo finish that caught Perkins and Ferreri in a dead heat  (Tie goes to the loser!) They may have been roundly rejected by voters in the last federal election, but the grisly duo just won’t take ixnay for an answer. Perkins, the Pee-wee Poilievre proctologist and one-term Conservative member for South Shore-St, Margarets, has been running his mouth more than when he was a deep-in-the-curtains back bencher.

Take, for instance, last Remembrance Day. Perkins may have had no official duties, but a six-foot DEI trans Muslim couldn’t keept him away from the Clarks Harbour cenotaph Nov. 11.

Resourceful Rick showed up early and commandeered the government greenery for his

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March 30, 2026
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March 27, 2026
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“The heavy drug users are more powerful than the mayor or the chief of police or even God.”

March 27, 2026
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“The fact is that this is a stunningly swift and overwhelmingly one-sided victory….”

March 27, 2026
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“No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Alberta has the most responsible oil extraction in the world”

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