Ontario, Dead An’ Lovin’ It!

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If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Woke It!

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Not Proud of Bein’ Canadian? What Took Ya So Long?!

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Cancel Canada Day? Let’s Not Bury The Baby With The Bath Water!

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What’s That Smell? Just Ontario Openin’ Up!

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Bury My Prostate At Bobby Orr’s Knee!

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It’s Like Johnny Orwell Said: We Have Always Been At War With Eastenders!

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Whoever’s Pullin’ Dougie’s Strings Must Be Yankin’ My Chain!

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Ya Gotta Hand It To Israel Or Else God Help Ya!

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Take Yer Drugs, Kids, Uncle Dick Wants Outta The House!

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Paid Sick Days? What Next, Man-Goat Love? It’s A Slippery Slope!

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Greetings From The People’s Republic of Dumbterio!

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Seems To Me He Lived His Life Like A Virus In The Wind

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Well, Here We Go Again — Nowhere!

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Theresa Tam, Now There’s a Variant of Concern!

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Hold Yer Breath — Election Talk In The Air!

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One Year To Flatten The Country!

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So You Don’t Like Green Eggs & Ham. What Do Ya Want, A Medal?

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How Many Genders Am I Holding Up? Wrong!

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I Got A Real Beef With Bill Gates!

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The Needle and The Damage I Imagine Done!

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Gamestop? I Thought We Was Just Startin’!

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Bang Zoom! To The Moon, Julie Payette!

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First They Came For Bobby Orr But I Did Nothin’ Cuz I Ain’t A Dumb Bruins Fan!

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Do The Brow Beatin’ Heavy Leather Insurrection Shuffle!

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Happy New Year Like That’s Gonna Happen

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China Crisis? Don’t Mind If I Do!

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Where’s The Beef? In Lockdown, Buddy!

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You’re Not Gonna Live Forever, It Just Feels That Way!

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You’re Tough, ‘Rona, But You’re Not Ford Tough!

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Alright, How About Four More Years Four Years From Now?

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I’m Not Dead Yet, An’ Odds Are Never Will Be!

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Always Look On The Bright Side Of Whatever The Hell This Is!

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Don’t Think Of It As A Lock-Down, Think Of It As A Lock-up!

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