Where’s The Beef? In Lockdown, Buddy!

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You’re Not Gonna Live Forever, It Just Feels That Way!

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You’re Tough, ‘Rona, But You’re Not Ford Tough!

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Alright, How About Four More Years Four Years From Now?

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I’m Not Dead Yet, An’ Odds Are Never Will Be!

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Always Look On The Bright Side Of Whatever The Hell This Is!

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Don’t Think Of It As A Lock-Down, Think Of It As A Lock-up!

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Let’s See What’s In The News!

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Don’t Tick Off The Governor-General Or She’ll Crown Ya!

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Cases are Surgin’–Cases of Being a Damn Chump!

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“Support The Troops?” Sounds Like A Buncha Losers!

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Who’s Gonna Be Crowned The Next Conservative Idol?

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Houston, Rideau Hall Has a Problem!

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Is That An App In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy I Tested Negative?

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Ya Can’t Spell We Without An’ E, An That Rhymes With Me, An’ That Stands For Trudeau!

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Where Have You Gone, Alex Delvecchio? Our Nation Turns Its Bloodshot Eyes To You!

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Canada — A Dumb Idea While It Lasted!

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My Mouth An’ Nose Are Goin’ Commando!

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Live Free Or Die? Why Not Both?!

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Build Me No Statues, I’ll Tell Ya No Lies!

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Police Brutality? Don’t Mind If I Do!

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America’s Best Days Are Still Ahead, But Next Week’s Another Story!

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Better Free and Infectious Than Masked and Anonymous!

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The Economy’s Done Like Dinner, But What’s For Dessert?

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This Is Not Going To End Well, Even If We Survive. Maybe Especially!

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Vote For The Lesser Evil, But Which One Is That?

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Doctor or Dragon Lady? Hey, It’s a Simple Question!

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Back to Work, Canada, If Ya Know What’s Good For Me!

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Wash My Hands? What Next, My Ass?

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Think You Got It Bad Now! Get A Grippe!

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If Ya Worry This Ain’t Gonna End Well, Relax–It’s Never Gonna End!

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Keep An Eye On Yer Prize, Bernie, Here Comes The Bloomburgler!

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Even The Doomsday Clock’s Right Twice A Day!

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2020 Is Gonna Be The Best Year Yet. Trust Me, I’ve Seen ‘Em All!

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