“Any suggestion that Trump’s narcissism approaches that of Obama is more than a stretch.”

Peter Foster, Warren Kinsella, Corky Corcoran, Scott Gilmore, Lorne "Two-gun" Gunter, Sheila Gunn Reid

“There is nothing ethically wrong with bribing officials in Libya, Kerala (a state in India), Bangladesh and elsewhere”

“Nobody alive today has a grandparent who was a slave. I think you reach a point where, you know, you need to move on.”

Mark Steyn, Michael Harris, Heather Mallick, Leah McLaren, Brian Lilley, Jordan Peterson

“Our universities are a mass of under-employed subversive faculty members churning out under-educated youth generally unqualified to earn a living.”

Featuring Jon Black

“Admitted Toronto serial killer Bruce McArthur was addicted to killing”

“As you toss out mouldy cheese and slimy cold cuts, you probably aren’t thinking about prairie farmers struggling to feed their animals this winter”

“[N]o serious person is calling for violence, though the president has suggested that some of his hecklers could profit from a punch in the face.”

“Icicles that depend on every politician’s heart find their winter brothers on the cold, stern, stone noses of gargoyles glaring from the House of Commons.”

Rex Murphy, Candice Malcolm, Mark Bonokoski, Mark Steyn, Barry Hertz, Barbara Kay

“President Trump has his lacunae, but he is an effective and courageous chief executive.”

“Canadian News Hall of Famers say: When they think of Toronto, they think of Paul Godfrey”

“Despite the desires of environmentalists and ‘green’ politicians, [ice melting] is probably not something to get alarmed about.

Jian Ghomeshi, Ezra Lügenpants, T. Rex Murphy, Lorne "Two-gun" Gunter, Emma Waverman, Jamie Portman,

“Tim Hortons has done something so obvious, it’s surprising no one thought of it earlier: they started selling a double-double-flavoured Timbit.”

T. Rex Murphy Mega Drivel!

"Place the adjective environmental to govern the noun journalism and the former swallows up, nullifies, extinguishes quite the latter. "

Tubbidamus Redux

"Patrick [Brown] wins. And I like him, and I think he would be a competent premier."