“And I’m pretty much the only one on Twitter that challenged John Kerry and David Frung, er, David Frum”

“The Trump Republicans fight back against the unhinged mob, and the American people continue to reward them in the polls.”

Tubbidamus: The Midterm Edition

"The Republicans [will] retain control of the House of Representatives, a number of...prominent Democrats...will be indicted..."

“[Barry Sherman was] my f—ing leprechaun, my four-leaf clover.”

Frank D'Angelo, Sue-Ann Levy, Dr. W. Gifford-Jones, Sheila Two-Gun Reid

Tubby Tunes!

"A vote for the Democrats is an affirmation of sociopathic conduct…."

“[Media] have pushed the narrative the fire was fuelled by anti-refugee sentiment.”

[A]ccusations must be reasonably advanced and not dangled and jiggled as they have been as in primitive children’s amusements in honky-tonk games of deception….

“Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little boondoggles, You know that Ontario’s no longer your home.”

T. Rex Murphy, Crusty Blatchford, Sheila Gunn Reid, Ezra Lugenpants

“You just never know what Toronto Police detectives might be up to.”

All Choked Up: The Persian Perv Sings Again!

Jian Ghomeshi Mega Drivel

“You would never guess it from the fatuous ululations of triumph of his enemies, but Trump has won already.”

I love him so much I read the chapter in his book entitled “Live or Die With Supply Management….”

Crusty Blatchford, Ezra Lügenpants, Candice Malcolm, Mark Bonokoski, Rex Murphy, Nathalie Atkinson

“Toronto is in a state of emergency, or so shrieked a ragtag Birkenstocked group of leftists”

“One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. The bullet holes are everywhere.”