“When you have people who fire their guns at will and not care who they strike you don’t have peace.”

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“In Texas, people have choices. In Ontario, we have an ever-changing set of rules and lockdowns.”

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“What there isn’t are people.”

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“There in ten short and plain words is the essence of all political campaigning.”

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“We don’t know enough about climate change and the world’s temperature has not risen much in the last 30 years….”

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“[T]here was not a scintilla of probative evidence that [President Trump] had done anything legally exceptionable at all.”

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“I bet you 100 shares of Pfizer Inc., that behind every vaccinated 70-year-old is a 30-year-old on an iPhone.”

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“Perhaps, there is something [the victim] can tell police to help them catch this alleged killer.”

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“Lorrie Goldstein, the very lighthouse beacon of all Canadian commentary.”

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“We need to strip public health doctors of some of their arbitrary powers to ensure we never live under a doctatorship again.”

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“Canada is facing the challenge of responding effectively to the still-rising wave of self-loathing that is engulfing and distracting the whole Western world.”

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“Mr. Blow, you should be ashamed of yourself. What’s next, I wonder. A hit job on Marge Simpson? I wouldn’t be surprised.”

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“[H]ow long before criminals pretending to be cops are kicking down your door?”

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As my COVID fatigue has gotten the better of me in recent weeks I started to say to myself, ‘What would Anne do…?’

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The media—fawning, lazy and gullible—never pressed Cuomo on that….

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“Gorpcore is informed by an ethos rooted in contemporary concerns for the planet’s health and our own wellbeing.”

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“Our blizzards can be real b—–ds!”

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“Corky” Corcoran Special

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“I interviewed Steve on the phone from the parking lot as we looked at him through the window of his room where he could see Tim Hortons, Harvey’s, Subway and Swiss Chalet….”

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“Don Cherry is not going to be governor general. He’d just be too damn good for the job.”

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“…and the U.S. government has acknowledged that my co-defendants and I should never have been charged”

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“The leaders of the assault on the Capitol were professional hooligans and not core Trump supporters….”

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“He Lost His Leg. Then He Went to a Taxidermist to Save It”

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“History may be kinder to Mr. Trump.”

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“It’s now the law that elections may be rigged with no oversight, except within the state where the rigging occurred.”

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Tubby Tunes

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“[Trump] was envisioned in ‘an orange jumpsuit’ worn by violent inmates in high-security prisons.”

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“The Chinese people I have met are hard-working. They bear what burdens they must bear because they burn with devotion for their children.”

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“A new house may be erected on the vacant lot where Honey and Barry Sherman once lived…”

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“The oracles are dead, and instead of Aristotle we have Google, the concierge for empty minds.”

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“The entrepreneur picked his proverbial anti-COVID-19 hill to die on and society felt it needed to stop him.”

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Nothing says Merry Christmas like the gift of sausage!

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“A man of such histrionic talents as Donald Trump, could effortlessly recalibrate his approach slightly to exploit the opportunity for the greatest political comeback since Richard Nixon.”

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Gelding the Lilley with Anthony Furey

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