“Tim Hortons has done something so obvious, it’s surprising no one thought of it earlier: they started selling a double-double-flavoured Timbit.”

T. Rex Murphy Mega Drivel!

"Place the adjective environmental to govern the noun journalism and the former swallows up, nullifies, extinguishes quite the latter. "

Tubbidamus Redux

"Patrick [Brown] wins. And I like him, and I think he would be a competent premier."

“Inside court, the 20-year-old donned sweatpants and a sweatshirt with a beard.”

“You know, if Freddie Mercury were alive today, it’d be OK for him to be married and have a family and all those things.”

“Robert Mueller [has failed] to turn up any reason for the investigations in two years’ worth of frenzied efforts to find something damaging about Trump”

“Hey Joe Boy, it’s Don Cherry here!”

“Think of me as a spatula!”

Kevin O'Leary, Candice Malcolm, Mark Steyn, Jordan Peterson

“And I’m pretty much the only one on Twitter that challenged John Kerry and David Frung, er, David Frum”

“The Trump Republicans fight back against the unhinged mob, and the American people continue to reward them in the polls.”

Tubbidamus: The Midterm Edition

"The Republicans [will] retain control of the House of Representatives, a number of...prominent Democrats...will be indicted..."

“[Barry Sherman was] my f—ing leprechaun, my four-leaf clover.”

Frank D'Angelo, Sue-Ann Levy, Dr. W. Gifford-Jones, Sheila Two-Gun Reid

Tubby Tunes!

"A vote for the Democrats is an affirmation of sociopathic conduct…."

“[Media] have pushed the narrative the fire was fuelled by anti-refugee sentiment.”