January 25, 2021

Sushi to go

“Lockdown is watery coffee. It’s driving with the parking brake on, a traffic light stuck on red, a mental stasis with flares of emotion.”

“China deliberately exported the virus to the rest of the world. This technically is biological warfare, a Pearl Harbour or 9/11….”

“the Ottawa bubble”

January 24, 2021

Gelding the Lilley #56

January 21, 2021

Pfizer’s Pfuckers: If you can’t afford our drugs, don’t get sick!

You Read It Here First!

Nothing but the facts

January 20, 2021

You Scream I Scream We All Scream For Vaccine!

“The leaders of the assault on the Capitol were professional hooligans and not core Trump supporters….”


January 19, 2021

Back on the Turnip Truck: Roman Tuber

Gelding the Lilley #43: Omar Akbar!


January 15, 2021

Gabe Wortman Postmortem: Palangoing Ourselves to Death

You Can Stop The Steal But You Can’t Stop These Deals!

January 13, 2021

Bad Luck Comes in Threes

Little Shop of Fuhrers: Shopify to Cancel Ezra?

Yeesh, Minister! Omar gets his Hon. on

January 9, 2021

Twidiots: Leisure Suit Larry O’Brien

January 8, 2021

“At least Trump has reunified the country in regarding riots as bad and law enforcement as good.”

Warren’s Whoppers

Brassballs: Rub Club Bust-up Blues

January 7, 2021

The Retweets of Tubby Black

Frank Flashback: Duffer Harris, Ordure of Ontario

January 6, 2021

Sophie’s latest on Instagram!

“Loeffler and Perdue will win by a respectable margin, [illustrating how] the Democrats stuffed the ballot boxes with their 4am helicopter drops.”

January 5, 2021

Keean Eye for the Brown Guy

“It’s now the law that elections may be rigged with no oversight, except within the state where the rigging occurred.”

Gelding the Lilley: Snowflakes Cancelled My Cupcakes!

“pearl clutching”

December 24, 2020

I beg your pardon

December 23, 2020

Bad Medicine: PnuVax Redux!

December 22, 2020

Our Cop$ Are Top$: Ymker?! I hardly even towed ‘er!

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