May 23, 2022

Tubby Black v Mark Esper

May 22, 2022

Dr. Jordan Peterson, Keean Bexte, Rebel News, Theo Fleury

May 21, 2022

“Mr. Del Duca, you had your opportunity, and you failed. You were the minister of transportation, you didn’t build absolutely nothing.”

“Don Cherry is Canada’s polar star of common sense…the Archdeacon of sports commentary”

“[Trump]should walk back his over-generous reflections on Mr. Putin as ‘a genius’ in any respect….”

May 19, 2022

SIC TRANSIT KENNEY! UCP VIRGIN SACRIFICE SHOCKER!

Ezra Replacement Syndrome: Clean-up in aisles 6-11! Miles from the truth in Buffalo

…and the horse you rode in on. Happy Trails, JK!

May 18, 2022

Grade-A Organic Chuck! “Charles’s trademark is an energetic practicality allied to visionary thoughtfulness. The vision and thoughtfulness are no less impressive than the energy and practicality.”

May 17, 2022

Blowing smoke up a dead horse’s ass: The John Turmel story

May 14, 2022

If Ya Like Bad News, The Best Is Yet To Come!

May 13, 2022

Ontario’s Best And Brightest!

May 12, 2022

Pay the Piper (Final Notice): Tubby Black Battles Tax Lawyers

Knife Knews! The Curse of John Mykytyshyn

May 10, 2022

Justin’s Great Ukrainian Getaway

May 9, 2022

Dip Shits of Yesteryear: Vivian Bercovici

May 8, 2022

The Twidiocy: Justin Trudeau, Pierre Poilievre, Keean Bexte, Theo Fleury, Gerry Butts

May 7, 2022

“Canada is on a glide-path to socialist oblivion”

“[Poilievre] obviously has the star status of a young Elvis [from his] “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Hound Dog” phase.”

May 6, 2022

Doofus Advocate: Yet another JCCF faceplant

But Seriously Folks, They’re Off!

May 5, 2022

“I vouchsafe your place on the protected rolls!”

Keean Bexte stoop and scoop: All the news that’s fit to imagine

May 3, 2022

Lowell Green tragically hipped! Ex-CFRA gasbag in $350K slip’n’fall suit

April 30, 2022

Korn Kob Kory’s Wild Ride

This Elongated Musk Sounds Like A Real Character!

April 29, 2022

Saying the Quiet Part out Proud Dept.

April 27, 2022

The Twidiocy: Marty York

We’re taking Ontario back!

Fowlieballs! Another Wrestling Canada Rumble

April 25, 2022

“Apparently wearing a mask doesn’t do shit!”

“[the cure is] worse than the disease”

April 22, 2022

“But the Emergencies Act blasted a hole in that sacred document you could drive— do I dare the metaphor, yes I do—an 18-wheeler through.”

“Be sure to thank a man every day for the necessary work he does as a man!”

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