All Thumbs: Freeland v. Freeland Take a deep breath. Smile. Bring Kleenex. October 18, 2026 All Thumbs Review/Politics/The Frank Freeloader
Cancellin’ The Public Execution Is Killin’ Me! October 16, 2026 Dick Little's Canadian Beef/The Frank Freeloader
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Literary Review: Frank hasn’t read it, either Out to Lurch: A Soldier’s Phrenology, Gen. Wayne “Lurch” Eyre (Simon & Schuster, $45) October 13, 2026 All Drivel/Remedial Media/The Frank Freeloader
Breaking The News: The Toronto Star Regerts… October 7, 2026 All Drivel/Remedial Media/retraction/The Frank Freeloader
Split Takes: Lloyd v. Lennox September 30, 2026 All Thumbs Review/Politics/Separated at Birth/The Frank Freeloader
Faster, Bourrieballs! Bark! Bark! "All the hallmarks of someone who's been spurned." September 15, 2026 All Drivel/Braunnose/Drivel/News/Remedial Media/retraction/Selfie of the Week/The Frank Freeloader/Twidiocy
Generation Bexte: Conservative MP’s Nazi Grandpa Don’t be stupid, be a smarty! May 1, 2026 Frank History of Canada/House of Wax/News/Politics/Remedial Media/The Book of Ezra/The Frank Freeloader