Anal Feeders Can’t Be Choosers!

Well I see the usual suspects are wearing their bleeding hearts on their sleeve over that Senate report on torture.

I trust our CSIS lads are makin’ a list and checkin’ it twice for when the report on our own Senate’s torture habits finally sees the light of day.

I reckon we don’t know the half yet of what Mike Duffy’s been doin’ on our dime.

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but apart from their beer and president America’s got nothin’ to be ashamed of.

What they call “torture” now, back in the day we called “roughhousing.”

Take this “anal feeding” business for instance. That sounds like good old fashioned butt-chugging; a right of passage for any sixth grader who didn’t want to be called a queer.

I agree, “anal feeding” sounds a lot worse, but that’s more a problem with the dainty sensibilities of higher education making a muck of proper English.

And if you care to argue with me about that and you’ve never butt-chugged then I suggest you keep your pie-hole shut. And in this instance, by “pie-hole” I mean your mouth.

Of course some are sayin’ that torture won’t give ya good intel, which is a total joke.

You don’t torture a baddie to make him sing; you torture him to make him scream!

Anybody who’s ever taken a rubber hose to a Nazi’s Schicklgruber – you remember who you are – will know just what I’m talkin’ about.

They used to give men medals and dames and call ’em heroes for such service.

I guess they still do, come to think of it. Except I suppose some turn down the dames now since they let the gays in the military.

Unless maybe they’re lesbo soldiers.

I dunno; the world just don’t make sense no more.



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3 comments on “Anal Feeders Can’t Be Choosers!
  1. Patrick60 says:

    No sense at all Dick, and I haven’t even had my first drink of the day yet. Still it’s sad to realize that we are just one more shade of grey in a drab and unhappy world.

  2. Stbarnabas says:

    Is Dick doing talking points for that other Dick…Chaney?

  3. OJM says:

    All the best for 2015, Dick….here’s hoping you avoid taking that long waddle down the Highway of Heroes for yet another year.

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