Purcells Pond Wanker of the Week

Safety first! Don’t forget those goggles and lube!
Halifax woman’s safe space stolen by serial masturbator: Robin Johnson used to love her alone time at [Purcells Pond], but now feels unsafe after a man masturbated while filming her.
–Julie Lawrence, The Coast, Sept. 15, 2026. 

Don’t mind him, he’s just had a hard day.
Forget sharks. Women in Halifax are finding it’s not safe to go in the water for an even more unsettling reason.
–Ibid. 

Glass half-full: Purcells Pond doesn’t connect to the ocean. So, no sharks!
As [Johnson and her French bulldog, Clarence] were swimming, Johnson noticed [a] man [sitting] with a towel wrapped around his waist… with his legs spread open exposing his testicles and penis.
–Ibid. 

If he’s Winnie-the-Pooh-ing it you can call, depending on the length of his shirt. 
“I called the non-emergency police line the day after and… they said to call if I see him naked again.” 

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