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Just Off The Turnip Truck:  Vincent Gasparro (Lib.—Eglinton-Lawrence)

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Clichéd By The Bell!


The gloves are off
.
Ladies and gents, let’s get ready to rumble.
Gut-check time.
Some folks thought Premier Danielle Smith would run for cover as the story heated up and more questions were being asked.
On the contrary.
The Alberta government led by Smith is playing hardball.
They are not hiding under their beds curled up in the fetal position.
They are fighting back.
Such is their mood. Pretty pumped…
Smith took aim…
Mike Tyson, who this scribbler sat down with in Vegas 30 years ago….””Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face,”
…grab a ringside seat…popcorn…Let the games begin.
— Rick Bell End, Western Canada’s Worst Living Columnist™ (2025) and most other years, “Danielle Smith’s government goes toe-to-toe with former AHS boss,” Calgary Harold, Feb. 12.
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John Ivison ‏@IvisonJ Canada has just lost her innocence. Ian ‏@ianberg @IvisonJ The Northwest Rebellion, trial and execution of Louis Riel 1885: also a good candidate for when Canada lost her innocence.
BROWN ALERT! POSSIBLY BEIGE!
Bill Curry @curryb Eyewitnesses say suspect has long dark hair and two said he appeared to be aboriginal David Reevely @davidreevely Shooter was "South American" in colour. Hoodie with bandanna. Got into a car.r5yuf John Ivison ‏@IvisonJ Eye witness who saw shooting at Cenotaph from his office says youngish (30) Caucasian male, with black and white headscarf around his head.. Charles Lister ‏@Charles_Lister

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