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“The forecast over Lake America…seems stormy with turbulent waters…”

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The Trade War To End All Trade Wars

Separated at Birth!

Old News, with Carol Anne Meehan

Fortunate Scions: Debank Caroline?

Bendoon nails it! “The thing that’s gonna piss them off the most is the realization that when my sister, my brothers and I are done, there are 16 other Mulroneys waiting in the wings.”

The Twidiocy: Make Alexander Grate Again!

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Lead-lined headlines: “Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre holds a press conference”

MC Marco’s new apology!

“We have to bury the putrid corpse of pseudo-ecological self-punitive flimflam”

Grus’ Clues: The Tinfoil Blue Line

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Cabinet Deadwood, Part 1: Lena pickings

June 12, 2026

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June 5, 2026

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A Day At The Beach with Tim Bousquet

“[M]y disappointments are inconsequential in the parade of mishap and misfortune now besetting the world.

“We don’t live in Dolly Parton’s world anymore. We live in the brutal world of fascism.”
–Tim Bousquet, the Halifax Examiner, Aug. 26, 2026.



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Fortunate Scions: Debank Caroline?


A shame to see the bootless and unhorsed begrudge Caroline Muldoon Lapham her latest well-earned earner as vice chairthingy of RBC. Similar credentialist resentments arose in 2023, when Premier DoFo gave Princess Caroline her King’s Counsel, honouring her three-day career as a lawyer (non-practicing) in Ontario. Ivanka had previously described herself as a lawyer, but the evidence was always scant. She did article for a large NYC firm for a year after graduating from NYU law school. (Bay Street tycoon Lawrence Bloomberg subsequently gave her a job in “client services.

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Curse of Frank: Minister Marco Deathwatch

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August 17, 2026
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August 16, 2026
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Ford Nation!

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August 14, 2026
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Chow Down!

August 13, 2026
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“An airtight land sea and air blockade of Iran….would bring the Iranian regime to its knees eventually…”

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