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The Cheese Eaters: The Food Prof, Canada's dumbest public intellectual


It was too good to last.

Months of merciful silence from Sylvain Charlebois ended this week when the Nutty Food Professor again hoofed himself in the goolies.

It’s a familiar m.o.:

The perfesser posts some inane comment on TwitterX, gets totally ratio’d, then deletes his account and lets a new sock puppet do his dirty work. Like the time he got into an agglethorpe with Alberta-based reporter Jeremy Appel, who questioned the perfesser’s ethics. He disappeared from Twitter, replaced by a mysterious teen-ager: Last month, Charlebois’s MAGA North bona fides were on full display when he washed up at the American Embassy July 4 bash with Tamara Lich and the rest of the thick-right loserati. [capt

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