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“[Carney] lapsed into French five times, obviously not reading the room.”

The Corpse/Le Cadavre: Changing skies with Anyck Béraud

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Reader Advisory: Gentlemen ushers, parliamentary language

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Viv, Laugh, Hate

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Frank of Ages: Celebrating the Oct. 17, 1775 birthday of Frank cover girl and original subscriber, Laura Secord.

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May 15, 2026

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Questioning Qadira at the LSO

April 10, 2026

"Each team has certain verticals, and the verticals weren’t horizontally integrated as they need to be.”

Blood-thirsty barbarians
One of the most disturbing aspects of the Iran war has been the enthusiasm with which pro-Palestinian voices have cheered for Israeli civilian casualties. Their bloodlust suggests that they aren’t as moral as they present themselves to be, and that they ultimately just want Israelis—and Jews more broadly—to suffer or die…. So I guess the people who spent years condemning civilian collateral damage are, in fact, very comfortable with innocent people dying, or cities being pummelled, so long as the victims are Jewish. They have no moral compass. Their false virtue only sheaths the atavistic rage seething in their chests….  The moral asymmetry between the two sides here is not subtle.
—Adam Zivo, nationalpost.com, Apr. 4, 2026.

Israeli MPs call for the killing of every Palestinian without white flag in northern Gaza: Lawmakers demand that the Israeli army carry out a “complete cleansing” of the region and destroy all sources of water, food and energy
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Viv, Laugh, Hate


It comes as no surprise to see Vivian Bercovici executing a drive-by on Toronto’s oldest synagogue, Holy Blossom Temple, for consorting with AI Minister Evan Solomon and the PM. Canada's onetime godawful ambassador to Israel, in a Grok-inspired screed (“This is not about Bibi Netanyahu. Or Ben Gvir. Or Smotrich. This is about Jewish dignity.”), rained 300 words of social media supressive fire down on Holy Blossom and Rabbi Yael Splansky: “Why @holyblossom? PM @MarkJCarney will make his big announcement…..from your bimah?!? Why? Because @EvanLSolomon family belongs there? “The same Evan Solomon who smeared me on national television….saying I was unsuited to serve as [Canadian] Ambassador to [Israel]? Why? Because I was “biased.” Because I publicly supported the right of the state of Israel

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