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20.02.2026

The 20-Minute Smirk-Out

Frank Prank Flashback! Evan Solomon and the Legend of Bernie Earle (Jan. 2000)

February 27, 2026
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Fartcatcher Blues: The Sorrows of Young Woodfinden

February 18, 2026

Frank Flashback: Mr. Jivani Comes to Ottawa

February 18, 2026

Fartcatcher Blues: Tweeting from the Trudeau Titanic

February 3, 2026

At The Bar

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February 24, 2026
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Deaths Died, Vaginas Bitten: Eddie Carvery, the hermit of Africville

February 16, 2026
At The Bar/Groves of Academe/News/Sports

ApSimon v. Hategan libel latest: Olympic fencing coach still piste off

January 30, 2026

Some people's kids...

Like, I married a cop?! Aunt Kathy literally soiled herself, but that might have been a coincidence.
I think the perception is maybe I’m a little bit more of a black sheep in the family. And I think the reality is that I’m a little bit more of a black sheep of my family or of a family, or just every family has a black sheep more or less. And I’ve always kind of marched to the rhythm of my own drum.
–Krista Ford, Can’t Be Censored podcast, Feb. 11, 2026.

Self-made Muldoon overcomes humble upbringing in Ottawa public housing, credibility-challenged parents

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“A number of President Trump’s comments on Canada were seriously annoying and uncalled for, and I have…had the opportunity to tell him so.”

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Our Cop$ Are Top$: 12 Division, Where Are You?

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Ask a Florida Doctor!

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Scheer numbers

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“too unattractive for politics…”

February 11, 2026
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Sincerely Sophie – Owner of a Lonely Hearts Column

February 10, 2026
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February 10, 2026
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February 9, 2026
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February 7, 2026
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February 6, 2026
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February 6, 2026
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