Naomi Sayers: The Law is an Ass
Lord Tubby: “I must commend you on your…hem length!”
“Videos circulating online showed masked thugs, many of them from immigrant backgrounds, taking to the streets, smashing windows and setting fires.”
Britney memoir milks back issues, stays shtum on Nazi grandpa

They’re still welcome to join us at the bar. Wednesdays ’til 9: Half-price White Russians!
‘Not backing down’: Restaurant owner banning children under 15 from her dining room
–CTV Winnipeg, Nov. 9, 2026.
Plus, getting chased home from school every day means you can bounce quarters off his calves!
Nova Scotia mother-son business teaches life lessons beyond the handbags
–CTV Halifax, Nov. 9, 2026.
I thought she was confusing a waxing crescent with a waning crescent, but she was just taking a dump.
A new board book is introducing babies to the phases of the moon… The last page of the book also includes an illustration of the full moon cycle.
–CTV Halifax, Nov. 8, 2026

A remarkable run of overexposures for my old compadre Naomi Sayers (Franks passim.)
Within a week of finishing 44th in her campaign for Toronto mayor, the cop-bothering legalist/exhibitionist announced her return to sex work, which at least offers her some hope of coming second.
Naomi’s self-promotional instincts did not fail her on election night when she a