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“I’m dealing with a ridiculous ‘health’ issue which is neither important, painful, nor debilitating. But here I am chasing down a doctor. It makes me realize that, if I last that long, it’s managed decline for the next 30 years.”
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“I spent a few hours at the emergency department Monday to get my finger attended to. I somehow have torn a ligament, which caused my middle finger to go all wonky past the last knuckle. [T]hey’ve put a splint on the finger to keep it straight… Even typing is a chore now… Managed decline, I guess.”
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