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“[O]ne can dislike Trump and still recognize the accomplishments are real and laudable.”

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The Terror, The Terror

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During the design process, wind tunnel tests were done to establish how much pressure winds would–oh fuck now nobody cares
In 2001, [I] was a science correspondent for CTV News. On Sept. 11, a story that [I] was working on was set to broadcast on CTV National News about a Canadian wind tunnel built to demonstrate how wind sheer affected the Twin Towers… It was the day everything changed.
–Todd Battis, CTVNews.ca, Sept 11, 2026.

But people who were born before the attack might remember it, depending on their age.
[A]n entire generation, born after the attack, has now come of age. For them, there is no memory of the day.
–ibid.

Why, I remember when Ground Zero was in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Really makes you think.
Almost immediately, new terms were imposed that are now part of the lexicon: “Ground Zero,” “9/11,” and “the war on terror.” 



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