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"Each team has certain verticals, and the verticals weren’t horizontally integrated as they need to be.”

Blood-thirsty barbarians
One of the most disturbing aspects of the Iran war has been the enthusiasm with which pro-Palestinian voices have cheered for Israeli civilian casualties. Their bloodlust suggests that they aren’t as moral as they present themselves to be, and that they ultimately just want Israelis—and Jews more broadly—to suffer or die…. So I guess the people who spent years condemning civilian collateral damage are, in fact, very comfortable with innocent people dying, or cities being pummelled, so long as the victims are Jewish. They have no moral compass. Their false virtue only sheaths the atavistic rage seething in their chests….  The moral asymmetry between the two sides here is not subtle.
—Adam Zivo, nationalpost.com, Apr. 4, 2026.

Israeli MPs call for the killing of every Palestinian without white flag in northern Gaza: Lawmakers demand that the Israeli army carry out a “complete cleansing” of the region and destroy all sources of water, food and energy
—middleeasteye.net, Jan. 3, 2025.

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Wankers of the Week: Perkins and Ferreri, private citizens, public embarrassments


Congratulations to Rick Perkins and Michelle Ferreri, co-winners of the Frank Wankers of the Week Award.

The former conservative MPs beat out Sue-Ann Levy in a photo finish that caught Perkins and Ferreri in a dead heat  (Tie goes to the loser!) They may have been roundly rejected by voters in the last federal election, but the grisly duo just won’t take ixnay for an answer. Perkins, the Pee-wee Poilievre proctologist and one-term Conservative member for South Shore-St, Margarets, has been running his mouth more than when he was a deep-in-the-curtains back bencher.

Take, for instance, last Remembrance Day. Perkins may have had no official duties, but a six-foot DEI trans Muslim couldn’t keept him away from the Clarks Harbour cenotaph Nov. 11.

Resourceful Rick showed up early and commandeered the government greenery for his

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