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Look, here’s on Danielle Smith [playing the Alberta separatism game], I think it is difficult sometimes to spot the difference between someone who’s trying to wire the bomb and someone who’s trying to defuse the bomb. By the way, you also have to have confidence in the person who’s holding the tool, and I don’t have a lot of confidence in her.
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