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You Again! Photobombing porch pirate, George Chahal

Der Wurm: “You see one rat, there’s always more you don’t see.”

Muldoons of Academe: St. Byron’s School for Common Little Shits™

“Warren Kinsella, an attorney and author, also expressed disappointment…”

“Now that the Roman Catholic Church has atoned for its shameful laxity in matters of sexual abuse….”

Make America Canada Again!

Toronto: Who Wants It?

Wham, Bam, You’re Welcome, Pam!

Sober second thought, ample third helpings

Wildlife in The Glebe: “Injured baby squirrel at 47 Fifth!”

Support Pours in for the Frankland One!

All Thumbs: Freeland v. Freeland

Take a deep breath. Smile. Bring Kleenex.

“President Trump’s public personality is an acquired taste, or not…”

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23.10.2026

Toronto: Who Wants It?

You Again! Photobombing porch pirate, George Chahal

October 23, 2026
House of Wax/News/Paparazzi/Politics
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Wham, Bam, You’re Welcome, Pam!

October 22, 2026

Fartcatcher Blues: McGuinty chief’s head on a Pike?

September 29, 2026

Selfie of the Week: Semen gets everywhere

July 3, 2026

At The Bar

At The Bar

Naked Man Mystery Grips Halifax Courthouse

September 25, 2026
At The Bar/Bad Medicine/News

Grus’ Clues: The Tinfoil Blue Line

August 21, 2026
At The Bar/News

At The Bar: Jeff Lattie, Thwacked Again!

August 20, 2026

Drivel: Our Bots, Ourselves

What are bots and how do Maritimers feel about them?
–Emma Convey, CTV Atlantic, Oct. 21, 2026.

Recall that AltaVista and Ask Jeeves famously didn’t use bots.
“Tech experts say bots have been around for a long time; they power good search engines.

Like a garlic press, for example.
“‘[Bots are] something that’s supposed to help you with things that are not human,’ says Ruth Krumhansl.

Hugh Grant? Bot. Benedict Arnold? Bot. Matt Whitman, Vic Toews, Judas Iscariot? Bot, bot, bot.
“Beauceron Security CEO David Shipley says [bots] aren’t loyal to the user as they are not human.”
–Ibid. 
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Bark Bourrie Sister Act


Shurely this can’t be the same Mark Bourrie, feminist  booster of women colleagues like Rosie Barton (“utterly obnoxious and dumb as a stump,”) or Liz Thompson (“toxic….a fool…unethical…[has done] many sleazy things.”) -- Trash Magazine, Apr. 17.      

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Stelco on the Harbour: Post-Work Living in the Hollowed-out Heart of Hamilton!

October 16, 2026
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Death Spiral Spins: Ruin your next party with Lonesome Pee-wee

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Literary Review: Frank hasn’t read it, either

October 13, 2026
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October 13, 2026
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“My job is very simple. Tell the truth, at all costs.”

October 9, 2026
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October 9, 2026
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As the Globe spurns

October 9, 2026
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