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“God will not be mocked!”

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“Given five elements—bed, ceiling, hornet, chandelier, hand-held vacuum—which recent decision did I make?”

“Buzz was a good egg though, someone who had common sense and was working hard to represent his member.”

“Cops say nothing criminal about male school bus driver in pink skirt”

Trump plays it “cautious but effective…”

Peterkins

An “indiscretion”

DoFo Does Netflix

Dong Dings Global

$1.2M for Scooper Cooper Drooper!

The Buggering News: $50M in new claims against Boy Scouts

At the Bar: Preszler v. paedos

Herle Burley Blows!

There’s No Business Like Bullshit Business

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Just Off the Turnip Truck: David Bexte (Con.–Bow River)

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“Mark Carney is by far the greatest leader that we’ve seen since Lester B. Pearson!”

May 26, 2025

Just Off The Turnip Truck:  Vincent Gasparro (Lib.—Eglinton-Lawrence)

May 9, 2025

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The Buggering News: $50M in new claims against Boy Scouts

June 19, 2025
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Court Snappers: Who’s Suing Who

April 17, 2025
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Invasion of the Church Snatchers! Pleasant Park Baptist Rumble

March 28, 2025

"Elon Musk deserves much credit for what he did with DOGE and as a senior advisor to Trump."

Metaphor bombs
Look, here’s on Danielle Smith [playing the Alberta separatism game], I think it is difficult sometimes to spot the difference between someone who’s trying to wire the bomb and someone who’s trying to defuse the bomb. By the way, you also have to have confidence in the person who’s holding the tool, and I don’t have a lot of confidence in her.
So I worry that she thinks she’s snipping the yellow wire and she’s activating this bomb by snipping a red.
—Scott Reid, Curse of Politics, May 26, 2025.

Confuse them for billions and the millions will take care of themselves
Elon Musk deserves much credit for what he did with DOGE and as a senior advisor to Trump. While some will focus on his disappointment with the President’s One Big Beautiful Bill Act, it doesn’t negate what he accomplished in Washington in a very short period of time.
—Michael Taube, Troy Media, May 29, 2025.

As of May 26, DOGE’s online “wall of receipts” touts estimated savings of $175bn since the start of Trump’s term, or $1,086.96 per taxpayer. The problem is that this figure may simply be nonsense. ...Read More



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Gelding the Lilley

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“The Canadian media refuses to report the [truth] about Gaza…”

June 13, 2025
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“Does the world know who Brian Cox is? Can you name one role?”

June 13, 2025
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Jordan Peterkins, ethicist

June 13, 2025
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All the Prime Minister’s Bros: Once more for Gilmore!

June 13, 2025
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The Dork of Cork

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Peter’s Principles: Subsidized windbags we have known

June 11, 2025
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“Like the average trans woman, from the perspective of her average trans boyfriend”

June 10, 2025
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“exercise in futility”

June 9, 2025
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Pee-wee’s Playhouse

June 6, 2025
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“It was all out mayhem, with no one diving in to help knowing whether more gunfire was to come.”

June 6, 2025
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Weasel World/Fartcatcher Blues: Aidan Mackey, Little Shit™ on the Move

June 6, 2025
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“Our forebears brought Canada swiftly up to the most advanced conditions of contemporary civilization.”

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