“scorched earth”

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A Lady Shop Teacher? What’ll They Think of Next?!?

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Separated At Birth!

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I Cannot Believe She Is Gone Who Knows Where!

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Lead-Lined Headlines

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“He’s coming to kill us…so please chip in what you can!”

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“Trying to escape from the murderous mayhem he left behind in Mississauga and Milton.”

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“[The colonists] were at least 5,000 years ahead of the North American Indians.”

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“The Martha’s Vineyard crowd were all for illegal immigration, till just 50— just 50!—showed up on their manicured lawns”

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“[Witches and dragons] exist. There’s no escape from them.”

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Landgrab Latest: Unpleasantville Decides

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Nailed it!

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Frank Survivor Sale!

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The Twidiocy

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Basilian Fathers’ $6.9 million vow of poverty

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Bagmen sans trou: The redemption of Tony Gazebo

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PM’s Heartfelt Tribute To Queen

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Prime Minister Sings Shocker!

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“Will her children be normal, doctor?”

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Wankers 1-7

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Now It Can be Told But Should It?!?

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A Plague of Lawyers: Seneca College flunks JCCF

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Wankers 8-15

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Hack Abstract: Robyn Urback’s quest for clicks

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(Sep-Oct 2022)