
Something boring, probably. Like causing a disturbance, or loitering.
Wilbert Marshall was re-elected as chief of Potlotek First Nation in Tuesday’s community vote. He was first elected in 2002, removed in 2008 following a criminal conviction, and was able to run again in 2010. He has been re-elected every time since then.
–Rosemary Godin, Cape Breton Post, Aug. 12, 2026.
“Wilbert Joseph Marshall, 39, [was] sentenced… to three years in prison for sexually assaulting an unconscious 20-year-old woman at a Dartmouth hotel in spring 2006. Court heard that after a night of drinking, Marshall had sex with the young woman after she had passed out… covered in vomit. Addressing the court, Marshall said he didn’t understand at the time what consent meant… “
–CBC N.S., Mar. 20, 2008.

It was too good to last.
Months of merciful silence from Sylvain Charlebois ended this week when the Nutty Food Professor again hoofed himself in the goolies.
It’s a familiar m.o.:
The perfesser posts some inane comment on TwitterX, gets totally ratio’d, then deletes his account and lets a new sock puppet do his dirty work. Like the time he got into an agglethorpe with Alberta-based reporter Jeremy Appel, who questioned the perfesser’s ethics. He disappeared from Twitter, replaced by a mysterious teen-ager:
Last month, Charlebois’s MAGA North bona fides were on full display when he washed up at the American Embassy July 4 bash with Tamara Lich and the rest of the thick-right loserati.
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