Lilley v. Hebert
Does Frank Know?
Frank By Name, Frank By Nature.
“First they came for the ostriches and I did not speak out because I am not an ostrich.”
Ostrich Derangement Syndrome
Fortunate Scions: Deflower Xavier!
Nepo-bores discussed in this issue: Mulroney, Trudeau, Ford, Bentivoglio
Statement from Z. Frank Starkovski, proprietor, Frankland Ballet
“Skills is skills, but you can’t teach talent!”
Rogan: "And you’re not allowed to say it or you’re a conspiracy theorist!"
Hinch-22: Ursuline High’s Slowest Grad (2003) Voted Most Likely to Suck the Life Out of Living Longer
Tony Hinchcliffe: Canada’s overall life expectancy, Since 1930, of course, it goes this way (motions upward), Because you fucking living longer b
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Far-right Fartcatcher Blues: The Pipples vs. Daniel Tyrie Part III
Peace at last between Daniel Tyrie, chief braunshirt of the Dominion Society, and his erstwhile employer, the Pipple’s Party of Canada. The nativist nutter, readers will recall, sued the Pips for wrongful dismissal last year, claiming, that he'd been gassed as party executive director “without cause,” and with 34.2 weeks left in his contract, during which he would have made $55,903.85.
The PPC, represented by Maxime Bernier attack corgi Andre Marin, begged to differ on cause:
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