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One of the most disturbing aspects of the Iran war has been the enthusiasm with which pro-Palestinian voices have cheered for Israeli civilian casualties. Their bloodlust suggests that they aren’t as moral as they present themselves to be, and that they ultimately just want Israelis—and Jews more broadly—to suffer or die…. So I guess the people who spent years condemning civilian collateral damage are, in fact, very comfortable with innocent people dying, or cities being pummelled, so long as the victims are Jewish. They have no moral compass. Their false virtue only sheaths the atavistic rage seething in their chests….  The moral asymmetry between the two sides here is not subtle.
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It was too good to last.

Months of merciful silence from Sylvain Charlebois ended this week when the Nutty Food Professor again hoofed himself in the goolies.

It’s a familiar m.o.:

The perfesser posts some inane comment on TwitterX, gets totally ratio’d, then deletes his account and lets a new sock puppet do his dirty work. Like the time he got into an agglethorpe with Alberta-based reporter Jeremy Appel, who questioned the perfesser’s ethics. He disappeared from Twitter, replaced by a mysterious teen-ager: Last month, Charlebois’s MAGA North bona fides were on full display when he washed up at the American Embassy July 4 bash with Tamara Lich and the rest of the thick-right loserati. [capt

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