Judge Shopping with Justices Lahaie and Dorval


What’s under the robes of today’s Ontario Court of Justice? All rise for discerning and stylish Ottawa Justices Diane “Teen Pimps” Lahaie and Celynne “Runway” Dorval, admiringly scoped by Frank as they hop back to court from le Centre Rideau after a fruitful Nordstrom’s nooner. Since the demise of Holt’s in January, where else would a sharp-dressed gavel-banger stretch her judicial honorarium ($287,938+$4,162 in bennies)? There oughtta be mandatory minimums for lookin’ so good, your honours!


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