Jessica Mulroney: All-Thumbs Parvenu

“Mrs. Sophie Trudeau was clear that on this very important day she wanted to wear Canadian designers. In my capacity as her friend and stylist, as well as someone with deep roots in the Canadian fashion industry, it was my privilege to help her achieve that goal.”
– Jessica Mulroney, Huffington Post, Nov. 6, 2015.

Q. There are rumblings of another project you’re involved in – advising Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau on what to wear. Are you acting as a stylist for her?”
A. “I haven’t talked about it much. People have assumed a lot of things, but I’m not really her stylist.”
– Mulroney Globe and Mail, Mar. 1, 2016.

Kelly Dunlap had already popped into bed on Thursday night when the phone rang. It was Jessica Mulroney, stylist for Sophie Gregoire Trudeau, and she needed a hat ASAP for the prime minister’s wife to greet the royals.
“I had already gotten home from the shop in the Distillery District and was in bed. Jessica had come across an article on me in the Citizen. She asked if I could send her pictures of what I had in the shop.”
[…]
Mulroney, Gregoire Trudeau’s friend and wife of media personality Ben Mulroney, was informed by Kensington Palace only a day or so before about the colours the duchess would be wearing on the trip.
– Janet Wilson, Ottawa Citizen, Sept. 27, 2016.

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3 comments on “Jessica Mulroney: All-Thumbs Parvenu
  1. Rosemary444 says:

    Being a stylist implies that one has, you know, actual style.

    Don’t forget Jess is also a lifestyle expert. A walking talking 24-7 Stepford robot/retail goods pimp.

    What does that look like in theory? A ‘styled’ life? Asking for a friend.

    And let’s not forget Jess macking about in the now infamous Gucci dress on The Instapimp™ last year. Not to be confused with the internet’s latest loser craze at the time, the ‘is it blue is it black’ gibberish. This $2000 dress has a real python collar doncha know!*. How fitting I say! Nothing but the best of the best for Frank’s #1 Wanker of The Year. https://frankmag.ca/2016/03/the-top-100-wankers-part-i/

    I am so very sorry to disparage the Canadian Queen of Papineau Poutine (CSIS begone!) in the pages of such a widely-respected internet organ, however, the woman is a sartorial train-wreck. Her ‘style’ puts me in mind of a young Marguerite Monet. Mauvaise habiliment Franc! S’il vous plaît! Epargnez-moi ces deplorables! http://bfy.tw/7wcj

    *No pythons were harmed in the typing of this comment.

  2. Papadoc says:

    The only interesting ligering question in all this is “who” did Kelly pop into bed with??

  3. Rosemary444 says:

    I find it equally disturbing that Muldoon is sourcing designers from The Petfinder!

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