Even Commander Lügenpants impressed with CBC’s quick story turn-around
On Friday morning, at 8:52AM, Toronto police made this announcement: …ASSAULT: Pauline Johnson Public School -Police o/s -We have found 2 victims -Another person attacked -Suspect is: Asian, 20’s, medium build, 5’8-6’0, black hair -Moustache, glasses, black hoodie, black pants -Officers searching area #GO70367 ^dh 7:52 AM – 12 Jan 2018…. Then eleven minutes later, they clarified: There had only been one victim, who had been attacked by the same man ten minutes apart. By 9:49AM, the CBC had a news story on it.
—Ezra Lügenpants, Rebel Media, Jan. 15, 2018.
11-year-old girl mere patsy in Trudeau-CBC plot to smear Canadians
Justin Trudeau and half of the Liberal cabinet miraculously knew about this story almost as quickly as the CBC did. Trudeau was outraged at Canadians—how awful we are, how Islamophobic— even though no charges had been laid. Canada’s media, especially the CBC, just kept pumping out stories. And then, today, the obvious…. After a detailed investigation, police have determined that the events described in the original news release did not happen. The investigation is concluded. The story was a hoax. I don’t want an apology from the 11-year-old girl. She was just doing what she was told to do. I want an apology from the Islamophile politicians, and media, who were so quick to believe this obviously fake story, and smear Canadians…. WATCH as I explain why—then SIGN OUR PETITION at HijabHoax.com to the Toronto Police Service…. You can’t smear Canadians as racist, and lie to the cops….
R.I.P. Red Fisher
Where do we think the Jays, in reality, stack up relative to the Yankees and the Red Sox? Let’s proceed to a pop-culture comparison…. The Yankees are like Jay-Z and Beyonce, at the top of their game…. The Red Sox are like Kanye West and Kim Kardashian—with similar traits to Jay and Queen Bee but clearly a pale imitation…. The Jays? [T]hey are like Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez….
—Rich Griffin, Toronto Star, Jan. 20, 2018.
So Trump called countries like Haiti “shitholes” in a closed door meeting and that has people up in arms. I see long lines of people trying to get into Canada or the US from Haiti and not in reverse. It may not be diplomatic but does that mean it is wrong?
–Brian Lilley @brianlilley Jan 11, 2018