“Here’s yer fuckin’ Polkaroo!”

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6 comments on ““Here’s yer fuckin’ Polkaroo!”
  1. gormab says:

    “Ontarian” becomes “Dougaloo.”

  2. gormab says:

    Urp. Douggalo.

  3. daveS says:

    For those younger readers, under 50, Polkaroo was a character on a TVOntario show, The Polkadot Door, from 1971 to 1993.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polka_Dot_Door#Polkaroo
    Dougaloo Ford was against the so-called Liberal bias of this decadent channel funded by the Ontario government, whose one-year budget would cover Dougaloo’s budget for redecoration of the Ford-Lair high atop the Queen’s Park Palace.

  4. John MacLachlan Gray says:

    A populist hood ornament for Tony Gazebo and the Harris gang of Little Shits.

  5. Alan Smithee says:

    Doug Ford hangover
    There is no hair of the dog
    Let sleeping dogs lie

    #DouggalooHaiku

  6. allenkwpaley says:

    Trump’s election night victory speech acknowledgement section reminded me of the end of each episode of Polkadot Door (quoted excerpts follow);

    “I also want to thank my sisters, Marianne and Elizabeth, who are here with us tonight. Where are they?..
    …And my brother Robert, my great friend. Where is Robert? Where is Robert?
    …Rudy Giuliani. He’s unbelievable. Unbelievable. …Where is Rudy. Where is he?
    Sen. Jeff Sessions. Where is Jeff? …Who is that? Is that the mayor that showed up? Is that Rudy?
    …Dr. Ben Carson. Where’s Ben? Where is Ben? By the way, Mike Huckabee is here someplace …Where is Mike? And Gen. Kellogg. We have over 200 generals and admirals… “

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