Ugly times call for ugly bunnies, and the Union of Satirical Magazine Employees Local 001 hereby gets it over with and endorses Pierre Poilievre for Conservative messiah.
“The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on,” in the words of one star-struck supporter, “Tim,” 47, from Nepean, ON. We can only concur. Pepe had us at “Fuck you guys!”
Despite periodic reports of my demise (some of them true) my organ still rises on the regular with news, gossip and satire on Canada’s seemingly bottomless basket of bad eggs with worse dye jobs.
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