ER closed? Surgery cancelled? Why not try laughter, the best medicine?*
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Our clinicians may not be “licensed by the College of Physician and Surgeons,” per se, but hey, $99! It beats a poke in the eye and subsequent lens replacement upsell. Enjoy the modern convenience of paying with your credit card, not your health card today — and every day from now on!
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*Apart from medicine, of which we’re still fresh out, sorry!