“President Trump has his lacunae, but he is an effective and courageous chief executive.”

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“Canadian News Hall of Famers say: When they think of Toronto, they think of Paul Godfrey”

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“Despite the desires of environmentalists and ‘green’ politicians, [ice melting] is probably not something to get alarmed about.

Jian Ghomeshi, Ezra Lügenpants, T. Rex Murphy, Lorne "Two-gun" Gunter, Emma Waverman, Jamie Portman,

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“Tim Hortons has done something so obvious, it’s surprising no one thought of it earlier: they started selling a double-double-flavoured Timbit.”

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T. Rex Murphy Mega Drivel!

"Place the adjective environmental to govern the noun journalism and the former swallows up, nullifies, extinguishes quite the latter. "

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Tubbidamus Redux

"Patrick [Brown] wins. And I like him, and I think he would be a competent premier."

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“Inside court, the 20-year-old donned sweatpants and a sweatshirt with a beard.”

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“You know, if Freddie Mercury were alive today, it’d be OK for him to be married and have a family and all those things.”

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“Robert Mueller [has failed] to turn up any reason for the investigations in two years’ worth of frenzied efforts to find something damaging about Trump”

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“Hey Joe Boy, it’s Don Cherry here!”

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“Think of me as a spatula!”

Kevin O'Leary, Candice Malcolm, Mark Steyn, Jordan Peterson

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“And I’m pretty much the only one on Twitter that challenged John Kerry and David Frung, er, David Frum”

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“The Trump Republicans fight back against the unhinged mob, and the American people continue to reward them in the polls.”

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Tubbidamus: The Midterm Edition

"The Republicans [will] retain control of the House of Representatives, a number of...prominent Democrats...will be indicted..."

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