T. Rex Murphy Mega Drivel!

"Place the adjective environmental to govern the noun journalism and the former swallows up, nullifies, extinguishes quite the latter. "

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Tubbidamus Redux

"Patrick [Brown] wins. And I like him, and I think he would be a competent premier."

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“Inside court, the 20-year-old donned sweatpants and a sweatshirt with a beard.”

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“You know, if Freddie Mercury were alive today, it’d be OK for him to be married and have a family and all those things.”

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“Robert Mueller [has failed] to turn up any reason for the investigations in two years’ worth of frenzied efforts to find something damaging about Trump”

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“Hey Joe Boy, it’s Don Cherry here!”

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“Think of me as a spatula!”

Kevin O'Leary, Candice Malcolm, Mark Steyn, Jordan Peterson

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“And I’m pretty much the only one on Twitter that challenged John Kerry and David Frung, er, David Frum”

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“The Trump Republicans fight back against the unhinged mob, and the American people continue to reward them in the polls.”

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Tubbidamus: The Midterm Edition

"The Republicans [will] retain control of the House of Representatives, a number of...prominent Democrats...will be indicted..."

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“[Barry Sherman was] my f—ing leprechaun, my four-leaf clover.”

Frank D'Angelo, Sue-Ann Levy, Dr. W. Gifford-Jones, Sheila Two-Gun Reid

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Tubby Tunes!

"A vote for the Democrats is an affirmation of sociopathic conduct…."

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“[Media] have pushed the narrative the fire was fuelled by anti-refugee sentiment.”

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[A]ccusations must be reasonably advanced and not dangled and jiggled as they have been as in primitive children’s amusements in honky-tonk games of deception….

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