We are a northern people, it’s often been said (often said by wankers, we should add), and befitting a nation of slender distinctions and zaftig pretensions, our national mythologizers are old hands at rubbing themselves the right way. Especially those who rub us the wrong.
If the wanks of our original palm pilots were coin of the realm, then the year 2019 has already been an embarrassment of riches.
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