Ah, but the prizes for the real stories, both fiction and non-fiction, are only awarded by Frank, which everyone knows is mightier than the PEN.
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Ah, but the prizes for the real stories, both fiction and non-fiction, are only awarded by Frank, which everyone knows is mightier than the PEN.