Dim thy lights, O Steak Queen. RoFo is no mo’.
One of the satirical greats has left us far too soon – and rather less hilariously than we had dared hope. Frank‘s thoughts and prayers are with Ford Nation, The Toronto Star and the Dixon City Bloods at this difficult, uniquely awkward time.
While supplies last, treasure the phantasmagorical memory of Toronto’s two-fisted 64th chief magistrate with your very own tiny, never-said-he-was-perfect Rob Ford Bobble Belly.
Each limited edition Frankland Mint keepsake is meticulously crafted at the No. 6 Gewgaw Factory in Shenzen, China (they work like dogs) and comes complete with lovingly scale-modeled bottle and pipe of office.
His Wee Worship can be yours, forever partying like it’s 2013, for only $29.95 (+ HST and shipping). Get your handful of injection-molded history today at:
www.robfordbobblebelly.com or call (613) 762-4541.
Proceeds to CAMH.