Ford First!

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7 comments on “Ford First!
  1. OJM says:

    “I like Doug cuz he’s gonna get rid of the carbum tax, make my smokes cheaper and do something about them fixing the bingo so I never win.”

    • OJM says:

      “I like Doug cuz he’ll end the gravy train and make my exes shut up about the fucking child-support payments they say I owe them.”

      • OJM says:

        “I like Doug cuz political correctness has gone too far, so you can’t tell anymore whether the chick you’re hitting on is a dyke, a dude or some kind of hermaphrodisiac.”

  2. Papadoc says:

    Who is his bloody tailor? Young St. Tent and Awning. Cheaper by the square yard!

  3. Colonel Grey Poupon says:

    The morbidly obese as low-hanging fruit aside, the dead giveaway on an ill-fitting suit is always the cuff. The sleeves are so long they cover half his hashy mitt. He has to buy them large enough to cover his elephantine belly full of Trump 2.0. Ideally the cuff of the shirt should show 1/2 inch. I read that in ‘Liberal Sartorial Elitist’ monthly. BREEP!

  4. Patrick60 says:

    There are those who waddle towards greatness, and those that have greatness, albeit ill-fitting, thrust upon them.

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