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Frankbridge Analytica is secretly pleased to announce the appointment of Mr. Chris Weaselly as our new vice president of subscriber outreach.

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2 comments on “Try Our Psychological Warfare MindFrank Tool Today!
  1. Bunyak says:

    Does this mean that I can expect more Jag Bhaduria gossip?

  2. daveS says:

    Yes, did Jag ever finish his University of London LLB degree? And did he personally apologize to the 35,000 people who signed his recall petition?

    Oh the tales that Frank could bring up. Even as Frank reads the Twitter feeds of some people and the facebook “likes” some receive and give, like the Australian minister Christopher Pyne’s strange likes of November 16, 2017 that the whole nation ere suddenly passing around.

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