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Frankbridge Analytica is secretly pleased to announce the appointment of Mr. Chris Weaselly as our new vice president of subscriber outreach.

There are going to be a number of innovative, deeply creepy changes around here, but we’re sure — like, empirically sure — you’re going to like them, if you even notice. Welcome to a Frank new world of data-driven, micro-targeted satirical (er, he’s already quit and blabbed to the CBC!!–ed.)

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2 comments on “Try Our Psychological Warfare MindFrank Tool Today!
  1. Bunyak says:

    Does this mean that I can expect more Jag Bhaduria gossip?

  2. daveS says:

    Yes, did Jag ever finish his University of London LLB degree? And did he personally apologize to the 35,000 people who signed his recall petition?

    Oh the tales that Frank could bring up. Even as Frank reads the Twitter feeds of some people and the facebook “likes” some receive and give, like the Australian minister Christopher Pyne’s strange likes of November 16, 2017 that the whole nation ere suddenly passing around.

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