Pardon shocker!


  1. Heaven knows he’s earned it, with he longest act of fellatio in American history.

  2. But under Article II, Section 2 of the United States Constitution which states that the President “shall have power to grant reprieves and pardons for offenses against the United States, except in cases of impeachment”.
    This is not an expungment, where the record of a criminal conviction is destroyed or sealed from the official repository, thus removing any traces of guilt or conviction.

    Still, I expect Barbara and Conrad are already dusting off their snowbird apartment listings in Florida.

  3. That brown stain on Lard Tubby’s nose isn’t what you think it is. It’s a tan, created by the bright light shining out of the Prez’s arse.

  4. Practically speaking, what does the pardon get him? The right to cross the border without submitting to a cavity search? An asterisk on his entry in the FBI criminal database?

  5. Your Letter to the Editor: As a decades-long subscriber, I’ve quite enjoyed your ongoing “corrections” to Lord Lardass’s delusionary pronouncements. However, now that his ceaseless grovelling has attained its desired result, I hope to no longer see any of his b.s. in Frank. He knows he’s lying; we know he’s lying; so, other than giving him another platform (even a mocking one)- what’s the point?

    • Tubby is like the Elvis of Old Skool Robber Barons. He never really leaves the building. Even when he leaves the building.

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