ASK DEREK SLOAN: “DID SIX MILLION REALLY SUBSCRIBE?”
For the record, I’ve never heard of Frank Magazine or Franklin P. Fromm. Furthermore, it’s unclear to me how I’m supposed to notice an insignificant $129.95 amid the many provocative and informative websites to which my office may or may not subscribe for research purposes.
If it’s true, though, and not another of Antifa’s perverted lies, a Frank sub is a heckuva deal. I like to laugh, and Lord, I love to hate, but I’ve never hate-laughed harder in my weirdy-beardy, uncanny valley life! Let me assure you, the sound is nightmarish.
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Alas, poor Derek…in Plenty O’Toole’s desperate campaign to rebrand his freakazoid caucus entertaining Mr. Sloan (reference please, DaveS) proved to be low-hanging fruitcake.
“Plenty O’Toole”: excellent.
Props to Ian Fleming…here’s hoping the Conservatives next choose a leader named “Goodhead”.
Entertaining Mr Sloane was a three-act play written in 1963 by the English playwright Joe Orton. “A landlady and her brother entice a psychopathic young man into sexual liaisons.” Also TV and a film.
Exactly.