ASK DEREK SLOAN: “DID SIX MILLION REALLY SUBSCRIBE?”

For the record, I’ve never heard of Frank Magazine or Franklin P. Fromm. Furthermore, it’s unclear to me how I’m supposed to notice an insignificant $129.95 amid the many provocative and informative websites to which my office may or may not subscribe for research purposes.

If it’s true, though, and not another of Antifa’s perverted lies, a Frank sub is a heckuva deal. I like to laugh, and Lord, I love to hate, but I’ve never hate-laughed harder in my weirdy-beardy, uncanny valley life! Let me assure you, the sound is nightmarish.

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Printing of my organ remains on hiatus during the current viral unpleasantness. No trees were harmed in the making of our digital edition, but we’ll be coming for them!

5 comments on “ASK DEREK SLOAN: “DID SIX MILLION REALLY SUBSCRIBE?”
  1. OJM says:

    Alas, poor Derek…in Plenty O’Toole’s desperate campaign to rebrand his freakazoid caucus entertaining Mr. Sloan (reference please, DaveS) proved to be low-hanging fruitcake.

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