So, farewell then, to my cousins at the original Frank Magazine, cancelled this month in a terrible loss for the Canadian satirical press, but a net plus for chickens everywhere.
I thank my colleagues for their kind thoughts at this difficult time. Mine are with them in turn, as they continue to struggle with having been so abjectly scooped by Frank’s ace Mountie-botherer, Paul Palango, on the Portapique massacre and the ensuing nosestretchers of Sgt. Goofy, et al.
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