The Hon. Stephen Lecce (PC–Sigma Chi) sez: “Kids? Kids? Can I have my attention please?”  

I may not know much about education, and I work hard to prove it every day, but I do know nobody’s going to be able to focus in gender-affirming algebra if they can just dial up Trash Magazine on their devil’s doohickies.

These zip-zap phones are zotting the brains of tomorrow’s precariously-employed sluggos, so drop the brain-buzzers, Ontario students, and that’s an order in council! Don’t sleepwalk through your prom, battle of the land acknowledgments or fraternity slave auction staring at your stupid phones! Live!

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