One convoy clown says to another:
“You wanna play 20 questions?”
The other clown says, “What’s that?”
The first clown says, “I write something on a piece of paper, and you get 20 questions to guess what it be.”
So he takes out a piece of paper and writes “donkey dick” on it
The other clown takes a second to think and asks, “Can ya eat it?”
The first clown says, “I reckon you could.”
The other one says, “Is it donkey dick?”