Hi, kids, and welcome back. You’ll probably notice some exciting new economies at school this year!
In school of rock-bottom Alberta ($13,494 annual spending per student*) it’s books, and maybe teachers!
In sixth-place Ford Province ($16,164 per student*) school boards! Turns out a single average (or even sub-average) Plamondon can do the work of ten women AND Matthew Lee without anyone giving a crap.
No matter what province you’ve chosen to fall behind in, a year’s subscription to my organ, still just $129.95, is a superior value, your ticket to legover literacy.
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*Source: And That’s Bad How?!: The Frankster Institute, 2025.
Fun fact, Mississippi spends about $17,600 CAD per student.
Not to mention the Dick’s Little Achievers Scholarships, available in either redeemable empties or large-denomination Canadian Tire currency.