Frankland Ballet thanks you for your earned media in regards to $10M in Skills Development Fund investments in our high-end, sophisticated satirical experience, in full compliance with all funding criteria, health and safety regulations, and donor limits.
I now realize there was a misunderstanding on my part when one of our lithe and talented professionals asked me if I’d like to “speak to Charlie Pinkterton.”
For the last time, and right before I stop answering questions entirely, the funds in question under no circumstances went directly to satirists. We don’t use that cheap and degrading word here for our valued team. When it costs $400 just to get into the champagne interview room, that’s no satirist, that’s a qualified sex worker, or perhaps someone from Rubicon. Please tip accordingly!
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