March 30, 2022

Michelle Ferreri: Math for the single mother of six

March 25, 2022

Sue-Ann Levy Drivel Special

“As for Patrick Brown, his time as Ontario Tory head was cut short by some Frank Magazine-level scandalmongering.”

“You may write it down: People who do not have enough to eat are satisfied with two genders….”

“If [Trump] were just a little more careful and less abrasive, nostalgia for his return could become irresistible….”

March 22, 2022

“expect the unexpected”

March 15, 2022

Turtle freed after head trapped in an aquarium ornament!

March 12, 2022

Pierre Poilievre, Elon Musk, Jon Kay, Colby Cosh

March 11, 2022

“…Prime Minister Justin Trudeau [has] always advanced the cause of women…a calming figure offering careful confidence.”

March 1, 2022

The Bannonization of the National Post

February 26, 2022



February 23, 2022

The Twidiocy: Candice Bergen

February 12, 2022

Pierre Poilievre, Randy Hillier, Lorrie Goldstein, Candice Malcolm

February 11, 2022

“When you don’t know what to do, tell the truth.”

“Their courage and sense of duty a tribute to the Canadian way of supporting people in a hard time.”

“It’s starting to look like a dystopian novel where protesting is not allowed…. It should scare every Canadian who wants to live in freedom.”

January 28, 2022

“There is no question that Mr. Trump’s own interventions as an efficient executive enabled the production of effective vaccines to be radically accelerated.”

Why call in the army when you have Ontario’s premier out on snow patrol…?

Canada has no “duty” to the world in this farcical pursuit of “net zero….”

January 21, 2022

Underground railroad emerges to thwart Hong Kong hamster massacre!

January 20, 2022

Wanker of the Week: Jordan Peterson

January 14, 2022

“I must say, these COVID-19 vaccines have been a bit of a letdown.”

“The notion that the unvaccinated are responsible for increased spread of the Omicron variant has not been scientifically proven”

“Donald Trump has many failings but he is no threat to democracy.”

January 10, 2022

A prophet writes

January 7, 2022

Tara Henley Drivel

January 6, 2022

Larry O’Brien: 15 hours on Twitter and…crickets!

“The last thing Trump wanted was any illegalities at the U.S. Capitol on January 6….”

December 25, 2021

Lead-Lined Headlines

“Turns out Omicron is the dirtiest player in the league.”

“Don’t put [Jussie Smollett] in jail. Put him on exhibit for our decaying times.”

“Socialism [makes people] more envious, greedy, uncharitable, unco-operative, unfair, irresponsible, careless, wasteful, slothful, childish, short-sighted, intolerant, corrupt, controlling, dishonest, and stupid.”

December 10, 2021

“If I had a million dollars, I would buy you a barn.”

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