November 16, 2020

“It’s early, as I tap the keys, and my morning yogourt sometimes awakens odd strains of irony….”

November 14, 2020

“When Trump first burst onto the political scene in 2015, I was skeptical. I thought he was uninformed and that his campaign was a publicity stunt.”

Tubby Tunes

November 11, 2020

Gelding the Lilley: “Restos and gyms obviously not the cause of spread”

November 5, 2020


Errant deer euthanized! Cats do, indeed, smile!

October 31, 2020

It’s nice to be nice to the nice

“You never know with cameras.”

October 30, 2020

“Who or what in hell is vacuous Twitter to ban [sic] the White House Press Secretary…?”

October 23, 2020


October 20, 2020

Tubby Tunes

October 16, 2020

Black Lives Matter: A spiritual movement run by witches?

“Pence was accused of mansplaining all the way through, which, translated into everyday language, means simply that he won the debate.”

October 6, 2020

“I am so old with so many underlying conditions that should I actually get COVID-19”

October 3, 2020

Maybe you could get a financial adviser to learn you how

“Joe Biden has a problem staying coherent, even for short periods of time…”

October 2, 2020

“We could train [the homeless] on forklifts, loading and unloading trucks.…”

“In assisting the cause of African Americans, Mr. Trump ranks behind Lincoln as the emancipator of the slaves”

September 24, 2020

“the proverbial…”

September 22, 2020

“How are people wearing their pubic hair these days? Is there a trend I should know about…?”

“[R]esponsible and intelligent commentators should not be trying to fluff-up [sic] a tapped-out retread.”

September 21, 2020

You could give COVID-19 to your cat!

September 19, 2020

“[Conrad and Barbara] met in 1991, married a year later and still love each other, adore each other’s company and enjoy regular sex.”

“In the video [the stabber] kicks the victim’s cellphone under a dumpster. It’s pathetic. It’s infuriating.”

“Could anybody be offended by an Ordinary Working People Day?”

September 10, 2020

Tubby Tunes

September 6, 2020

Tough Times for Sir John A. Impersonator

The World According to T. Rex Murphy

“And now he’s dead.”

“The less febrile Trump-haters are still trying to sell the complete fabrication that he bungled the COVID-19 crisis…”

August 18, 2020

“ticking time bomb”

August 14, 2020

“Was the money from the Gadaffi family donated to [We Charity] by Nelly Furtado blood money?

Tubby Tunes

August 4, 2020

“Plane hits another unlucky skunk!”

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