All Drivel | Frank Magazine Ottawa

April 2, 2021

Llama drama!

March 19, 2021

“We need to strip public health doctors of some of their arbitrary powers to ensure we never live under a doctatorship again.”

“Canada is facing the challenge of responding effectively to the still-rising wave of self-loathing that is engulfing and distracting the whole Western world.”

“Mr. Blow, you should be ashamed of yourself. What’s next, I wonder. A hit job on Marge Simpson? I wouldn’t be surprised.”

“[H]ow long before criminals pretending to be cops are kicking down your door?”

March 5, 2021

Whodunit?

As my COVID fatigue has gotten the better of me in recent weeks I started to say to myself, ‘What would Anne do…?’

The media—fawning, lazy and gullible—never pressed Cuomo on that….

March 4, 2021

“The last report was that the owl was doing well”

February 19, 2021

“Gorpcore is informed by an ethos rooted in contemporary concerns for the planet’s health and our own wellbeing.”

“Our blizzards can be real b—–ds!”

February 10, 2021

Prescott endorses leash laws, poop and scoop for cats!

February 8, 2021

Tarek Fatah

February 5, 2021

“Corky” Corcoran Special

“I interviewed Steve on the phone from the parking lot as we looked at him through the window of his room where he could see Tim Hortons, Harvey’s, Subway and Swiss Chalet….”

“Don Cherry is not going to be governor general. He’d just be too damn good for the job.”

“…and the U.S. government has acknowledged that my co-defendants and I should never have been charged”

February 4, 2021

Proud Boy McAnus: Braunshirt Braunnose

January 22, 2021

Jack Mintz

January 21, 2021

Nothing but the facts

January 20, 2021

“The leaders of the assault on the Capitol were professional hooligans and not core Trump supporters….”

January 10, 2021

“He Lost His Leg. Then He Went to a Taxidermist to Save It”

“History may be kinder to Mr. Trump.”

January 9, 2021

Twidiots: Leisure Suit Larry O’Brien

January 5, 2021

Keean Eye for the Brown Guy

“It’s now the law that elections may be rigged with no oversight, except within the state where the rigging occurred.”

December 17, 2020

Pandemic puppies are a real thing!

December 15, 2020

Tubby Tunes

December 12, 2020

Heather Mallick

December 11, 2020

“[Trump] was envisioned in ‘an orange jumpsuit’ worn by violent inmates in high-security prisons.”

“The Chinese people I have met are hard-working. They bear what burdens they must bear because they burn with devotion for their children.”

“A new house may be erected on the vacant lot where Honey and Barry Sherman once lived…”

November 28, 2020