David Parker: Let My Puppers Go! Separatist Eyesores of Yesteryear May 22, 2026 News/Politics/This Week in Petfinder
The Corpse: Didn’t you used to be Ujjal Dosanjh? May 20, 2026 All Drivel/Frank History of Canada/Politics/Remedial Media/wide
Petfinder Opinion: “The melting snow and ice is exposing dog poo hidden underneath” May 5, 2026 All Drivel/Remedial Media/This Week in Petfinder
“Each team has certain verticals, and the verticals weren’t horizontally integrated as they need to be.” April 10, 2026 All Drivel/Drivel/News
Left Coast News/Municipal Waste: Citizen LaPointless Stop the Presses! Capt. Kirk for chief magistrate April 10, 2026 Braunnose/News/Politics/Remedial Media/Stop the Presses
Le Yak, Globe cunning linguist: Bonjour et merci, M. Rousseau! “[Carney’s] photo-op with Bonhomme...was the cérise sur le sundae” March 30, 2026 All Drivel/Braunnose/Cliché-o-matic/Ford Nation/Remedial Media
Wankers of the Week: Perkins and Ferreri, private citizens, public embarrassments March 11, 2026 News/Politics/Twidiocy
“This was more of a ludicrous loyalty test than a question about a big hockey game…” February 25, 2026 All Drivel/Remedial Media/Sports