September 22, 2020

“How are people wearing their pubic hair these days? Is there a trend I should know about…?”

“[R]esponsible and intelligent commentators should not be trying to fluff-up [sic] a tapped-out retread.”

September 21, 2020

You could give COVID-19 to your cat!

September 19, 2020

“[Conrad and Barbara] met in 1991, married a year later and still love each other, adore each other’s company and enjoy regular sex.”

“In the video [the stabber] kicks the victim’s cellphone under a dumpster. It’s pathetic. It’s infuriating.”

“Could anybody be offended by an Ordinary Working People Day?”

September 10, 2020

Tubby Tunes

September 6, 2020

Tough Times for Sir John A. Impersonator

The World According to T. Rex Murphy

“And now he’s dead.”

“The less febrile Trump-haters are still trying to sell the complete fabrication that he bungled the COVID-19 crisis…”

August 18, 2020

“ticking time bomb”

August 14, 2020

“Was the money from the Gadaffi family donated to [We Charity] by Nelly Furtado blood money?

Tubby Tunes

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