January 28, 2022

January 21, 2022

Underground railroad emerges to thwart Hong Kong hamster massacre!

January 20, 2022

Wanker of the Week: Jordan Peterson

January 14, 2022

“I must say, these COVID-19 vaccines have been a bit of a letdown.”

“The notion that the unvaccinated are responsible for increased spread of the Omicron variant has not been scientifically proven”

“Donald Trump has many failings but he is no threat to democracy.”

January 10, 2022

A prophet writes

January 7, 2022

Tara Henley Drivel

January 6, 2022

Larry O’Brien: 15 hours on Twitter and…crickets!

“The last thing Trump wanted was any illegalities at the U.S. Capitol on January 6….”

December 25, 2021

Lead-Lined Headlines

“Turns out Omicron is the dirtiest player in the league.”

“Don’t put [Jussie Smollett] in jail. Put him on exhibit for our decaying times.”

“Socialism [makes people] more envious, greedy, uncharitable, unco-operative, unfair, irresponsible, careless, wasteful, slothful, childish, short-sighted, intolerant, corrupt, controlling, dishonest, and stupid.”

December 10, 2021

“If I had a million dollars, I would buy you a barn.”

“We’re bored working from home, scarfing sausages in our greasy bedsheets”

“Celebrities, from the C-list to the A-list, have been infesting politics for half a century now.”

“Canada’s reaction to Mulroney’s return would be one of thanksgiving.”

December 6, 2021

David Ljunggren, consonant-crazed Reuters typist

November 29, 2021


November 26, 2021

“It would be pointless to haggle over how much the burning fossil fuels might have affected the volume of rainfall in BC.”.

“‘“Down with COP!”’ must be our rallying cry.”

“All Gregg Anderson wants for Christmas is to keep his job to feed his blind wife and their seven kids.”

“The acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse…was a victory over dishonest and overreaching prosecutors, over a largely dishonest national media.”

November 25, 2021

“Rescue duck rules the roost!”

November 15, 2021

Lead-Lined Headlines

November 13, 2021

 “I eat beef and salt and water. That’s it, and I never cheat. Ever. Not even a little bit.”

“Where in the name of Greta Thunberg [is the Conservative Party?]”

“The heinously defamed John A. Macdonald gave First Nations the right to vote….”

November 12, 2021


October 29, 2021

“A dollar is always more productive in the hands of the person who earned it…”

“As your new mayor, my first order of business will be to shoot us all in the collective foot!”

“Was the killer in the car? What was the reason? So many unanswered questions.”

“The National Post is not a rap video, and coarseness should not be amplified by needless repetition.”

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