January 22, 2021

Jack Mintz

January 21, 2021

Nothing but the facts

January 20, 2021

“The leaders of the assault on the Capitol were professional hooligans and not core Trump supporters….”

January 10, 2021

“He Lost His Leg. Then He Went to a Taxidermist to Save It”

“History may be kinder to Mr. Trump.”

January 9, 2021

Twidiots: Leisure Suit Larry O’Brien

January 5, 2021

Keean Eye for the Brown Guy

“It’s now the law that elections may be rigged with no oversight, except within the state where the rigging occurred.”

December 17, 2020

Pandemic puppies are a real thing!

December 15, 2020

Tubby Tunes

December 12, 2020

Heather Mallick

December 11, 2020

“[Trump] was envisioned in ‘an orange jumpsuit’ worn by violent inmates in high-security prisons.”

“The Chinese people I have met are hard-working. They bear what burdens they must bear because they burn with devotion for their children.”

“A new house may be erected on the vacant lot where Honey and Barry Sherman once lived…”

November 28, 2020

“The oracles are dead, and instead of Aristotle we have Google, the concierge for empty minds.”

“The entrepreneur picked his proverbial anti-COVID-19 hill to die on and society felt it needed to stop him.”

Nothing says Merry Christmas like the gift of sausage!

“A man of such histrionic talents as Donald Trump, could effortlessly recalibrate his approach slightly to exploit the opportunity for the greatest political comeback since Richard Nixon.”

November 17, 2020

Gelding the Lilley with Anthony Furey

November 16, 2020

A cretin writes

“Trump is “the kind of teammate I want.”

“It’s early, as I tap the keys, and my morning yogourt sometimes awakens odd strains of irony….”

November 14, 2020

“When Trump first burst onto the political scene in 2015, I was skeptical. I thought he was uninformed and that his campaign was a publicity stunt.”

Tubby Tunes

November 11, 2020

Gelding the Lilley: “Restos and gyms obviously not the cause of spread”

November 5, 2020


Errant deer euthanized! Cats do, indeed, smile!

October 31, 2020

It’s nice to be nice to the nice

“You never know with cameras.”

October 30, 2020

“Who or what in hell is vacuous Twitter to ban [sic] the White House Press Secretary…?”

October 23, 2020


October 20, 2020

Tubby Tunes

October 16, 2020

Black Lives Matter: A spiritual movement run by witches?

“Pence was accused of mansplaining all the way through, which, translated into everyday language, means simply that he won the debate.”

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