September 17, 2021

“That’s who Leylah Fernandez is—the George Chuvalo of tennis. No one takes a punch like she does.”

From The Pouty Lips of Incel Pinup Girl No. 1

September 16, 2021

Worm Castings

“I miss Mr. Trump…”

“…encouraging the elderly to commit suicide.”

Kinsella Klown Kar

September 15, 2021

W. Brett Wilson

September 10, 2021

“It is undeniable that U.S. President Joe Biden has to take the full force of blame for the chaos in Afghanistan”

September 3, 2021

“The anti-maskers and anti-vaccine protesters are an American phenomenon that snuck up here.”

“The scenes from Kabul look like a modern-day Dunkirk. But Afghanistan is not on water and these are not trained military soldiers.”

“Is there any sane person who in the dark and quiet of their bedroom in the dead, vast, and middle of the night would not prefer Trump?”

September 1, 2021


August 23, 2021

“Porn legend Victoria Paris was very classy and had an aura of innocence”

“I was delighted to see…Stephen Harper in the news pages and on video last week”

August 22, 2021


August 21, 2021

“Medical facism has arrived!”

August 20, 2021

“Disagree with me. I can take it. So can strong women—you know, the ones worth listening to.”

“Masks [are] an absurd placebo and fashion-piece like bell-bottom trousers from the early 70’s.”

“Even with stone waling, we will not give up on them.”

August 5, 2021

“…lobotomous idiocy like…our absurd obsession with climate change.”

August 2, 2021

Scott Moe, Jason Kenney, Brian Lilley, Laureen Harper

July 31, 2021

“I’m always glad to be in Texas and fully vaccinated and livin’ in the land of the free.”

“The goal now is to get the alleged killer in handcuffs. Toronto Police have just about everything else.”

“Milley [likening] Trump to Hitler [was] full grounds for court-martial….”

July 12, 2021

“Behind the scenes [stories] of the big events I never told on the air.”

“I think we grafted onto ourselves the hysteria about the COVID-19 virus that was promoted by the American national political media

July 9, 2021

“My new wellness plan specifically addresses stress.”

June 28, 2021

“Almost all photographs show [rez] children apparently happy & healthy.”

June 25, 2021

” The Greens are shrinking faster than their favourite gloomy projections for the Arctic icecap.”

“It is time to make a bonfire of political correctness and return to “systemic” common sense.”

June 14, 2021

“Canada had hundreds or thousands of Coronavirus deaths…”

“Lucky the cat loses a leg!”

June 11, 2021

“What comes after dazzle? Frazzle. Or frazzled, if you want to get all grammatical about it.”

“An investigation is underway!”

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