“Nobody alive today has a grandparent who was a slave. I think you reach a point where, you know, you need to move on.” March 7, 2019 Drivel
“Our universities are a mass of under-employed subversive faculty members churning out under-educated youth generally unqualified to earn a living.” March 7, 2019 Drivel/News
“As you toss out mouldy cheese and slimy cold cuts, you probably aren’t thinking about prairie farmers struggling to feed their animals this winter” February 22, 2019 Drivel/News
“[N]o serious person is calling for violence, though the president has suggested that some of his hecklers could profit from a punch in the face.” February 22, 2019 Drivel
“Icicles that depend on every politician’s heart find their winter brothers on the cold, stern, stone noses of gargoyles glaring from the House of Commons.” February 7, 2019 Drivel
‘Man says emotional support alligator helps his depression’ January 30, 2019 All Drivel/Remedial Media/This Week in Petfinder
