“Tim Hortons has done something so obvious, it’s surprising no one thought of it earlier: they started selling a double-double-flavoured Timbit.” January 10, 2019 Drivel
“Inside court, the 20-year-old donned sweatpants and a sweatshirt with a beard.” December 13, 2018 Drivel/News
“You know, if Freddie Mercury were alive today, it’d be OK for him to be married and have a family and all those things.” December 4, 2018 Drivel
“Robert Mueller [has failed] to turn up any reason for the investigations in two years’ worth of frenzied efforts to find something damaging about Trump” November 29, 2018 Drivel/News
