Fartcatcher Blues: The Sorrows of Young Woodfinden February 18, 2026 Groves of Academe/House of Wax/News/Politics/Remedial Media
“A number of President Trump’s comments on Canada were seriously annoying and uncalled for, and I have…had the opportunity to tell him so.” February 12, 2026 All Drivel/Braunnose/Remedial Media
“But what will be questioned is what transpired with the Toronto Police officers who were charged.” February 11, 2026 All Drivel/Cliché-o-matic/Drivel/Remedial Media
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Hee-Haws’ Ottawa: “There are things to do, you just have to search for them.” February 5, 2026 All Drivel/Drivel/Remedial Media/The Frank Freeloader
The Corpse: Stursberg continues search for public broadcaster’s real killer January 26, 2026 News/Remedial Media
Selfie of the Week: Pink Lloyd’s Stolen Pallor “Now, however, Nobel’s wager is in crisis.” January 15, 2026 News/Politics/Remedial Media/Selfie of the Week/The Civil Servants/Woke Me When It's Over