This Week in Petfinder
September 17, 2021
My So-Called Ottawa Life: Sloly sinking Dan Donovan
September 15, 2021
Fartcatcher Blues: Leona Alleslev sues assistant over campaign cash
September 14, 2021
Poll Cats: Frank Grapes (margin of error: plus or minus three sheets to the wind)
September 12, 2021
We’re All In This Horror Movie Together!
September 10, 2021
JCCF: Er, on second thought, maybe surveilling public officials IS what we do…
The Buck stops here
September 8, 2021
Worst Candidates 2021: Judy Sgro (Lifetime Underachievement Award)
Max Bernier’s Breakfast of Gauleiters
September 3, 2021
“The anti-maskers and anti-vaccine protesters are an American phenomenon that snuck up here.”
“Is there any sane person who in the dark and quiet of their bedroom in the dead, vast, and middle of the night would not prefer Trump?”
Ship O’Toole’s: From my cold, Fred hands!
Worst Candidates 2021: Troy Myers gladhanding horror
J. J. McCullough, World’s Worst Pundit
Moore The Merciless!
September 2, 2021
Anber Alert! Anti-mask lawyer wheezes again
Polishing a Turd: More Muldoon legacy laughers
September 1, 2021
Worst Candidates 2021: John Turmel — 101st time’s the charm?
August 31, 2021
“that was then (this is now)”
August 26, 2021
Behind The Music
August 25, 2021
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August 24, 2021
Worst Candidates 2021: Cody Payant, too mad for Max
Worst Candidates 2021: David Anber “egregious campaign of shame”
August 23, 2021
“Porn legend Victoria Paris was very classy and had an aura of innocence”
August 20, 2021
“Disagree with me. I can take it. So can strong women—you know, the ones worth listening to.”
And They’re Off!
“Even with stone waling, we will not give up on them.”
Legends of The Fall!
August 19, 2021
Gelding the Lilley, Part 73
Rub Club Bust-Up Blues III: He Said, T’Shael Said
August 16, 2021
Worst Candidates 2021: Jennifer McAndrew
August 13, 2021
Cactus Juice: “[Kinsella] was lying under oath”
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