August 27, 2019

“weaponize(d)”

August 26, 2019

Ad Nauseam: Butts-Bensimon Bust-up

Black Chiefs Matter: Sloly but shurely, that’s the ticket!

G7 Meat Market!

August 25, 2019

Scheer Schtumper: “How many legs would a dog have if you counted the tail as a leg?”

August 24, 2019

Where There’s Smoke There’s Leonardo DiCaprio

August 23, 2019

“Blue Velvet,” starring Andrew Scheer and Doug Ford!

A Day Late and a Dallaire Short

August 22, 2019

A Fine Bromance

“Fekkai talked about why plumped lips make him sad and what slow beauty really means.”

“The gang’s statement is they will shoot their guns whenever the hell they choose….”

“White supremacy is no worse than other notions of racial supremacy.”

Worst Candidates 2019: Justina McCaffrey’s Faith, Hype and Bankruptcy

Stick a cork in Creosote: Beppi gets his buyout