Benjamin Buttoned: Growing up Gucci without ever growing up at all
Undefeated champion of the 24 Sussex Kids' Table Debating Society vs. some Guy
Fortunate Scions: Deflower Xavier!
Nepo-bores discussed in this issue: Mulroney, Trudeau, Ford, Bentivoglio
Kevin J. Jerkoff vs. CRA in $101M legal laugher
“I hate them with all my heart...dry fly shit on a piece of dry dog shit!”
