“Gorpcore is informed by an ethos rooted in contemporary concerns for the planet’s health and our own wellbeing.”

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“Our blizzards can be real b—–ds!”

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“Corky” Corcoran Special

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“I interviewed Steve on the phone from the parking lot as we looked at him through the window of his room where he could see Tim Hortons, Harvey’s, Subway and Swiss Chalet….”

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“Don Cherry is not going to be governor general. He’d just be too damn good for the job.”

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“…and the U.S. government has acknowledged that my co-defendants and I should never have been charged”

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“The leaders of the assault on the Capitol were professional hooligans and not core Trump supporters….”

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“He Lost His Leg. Then He Went to a Taxidermist to Save It”

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“History may be kinder to Mr. Trump.”

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“It’s now the law that elections may be rigged with no oversight, except within the state where the rigging occurred.”

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Tubby Tunes

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“[Trump] was envisioned in ‘an orange jumpsuit’ worn by violent inmates in high-security prisons.”

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“The Chinese people I have met are hard-working. They bear what burdens they must bear because they burn with devotion for their children.”

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“A new house may be erected on the vacant lot where Honey and Barry Sherman once lived…”

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“The oracles are dead, and instead of Aristotle we have Google, the concierge for empty minds.”

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“The entrepreneur picked his proverbial anti-COVID-19 hill to die on and society felt it needed to stop him.”

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Nothing says Merry Christmas like the gift of sausage!

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“A man of such histrionic talents as Donald Trump, could effortlessly recalibrate his approach slightly to exploit the opportunity for the greatest political comeback since Richard Nixon.”

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Gelding the Lilley with Anthony Furey

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“Trump is “the kind of teammate I want.”

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“It’s early, as I tap the keys, and my morning yogourt sometimes awakens odd strains of irony….”

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“When Trump first burst onto the political scene in 2015, I was skeptical. I thought he was uninformed and that his campaign was a publicity stunt.”

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Tubby Tunes

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Gelding the Lilley: “Restos and gyms obviously not the cause of spread”

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TUBBIDAMUS THE IRRETICENT

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It’s nice to be nice to the nice

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“You never know with cameras.”

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“Who or what in hell is vacuous Twitter to ban [sic] the White House Press Secretary…?”

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Tubby Tunes

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Black Lives Matter: A spiritual movement run by witches?

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“Pence was accused of mansplaining all the way through, which, translated into everyday language, means simply that he won the debate.”

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“I am so old with so many underlying conditions that should I actually get COVID-19”

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Maybe you could get a financial adviser to learn you how

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“Joe Biden has a problem staying coherent, even for short periods of time…”

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