Lauren's no Nazi. Neither am I, the publisher. If we're no better than Nazis, Nazis are no worse than us. So Coyne trivializes the Holocaust https://t.co/I5Hnjhr3Bd
— Ezra Levant ?? (@ezralevant) January 31, 2017
Avid followers of Rebel Media will doubtless be familiar with Lauren Southern, the loopy journo/pundit whose recent screed, Barbarians: How The Baby Boomers, Immigration, and Islam Screwed my Generation currently goosesteps across the best-seller list of political books at Amazon.ca.
A protégé of Rebel Commander Ezra Lügenpants, Lauren has been in the front lines of the little pisher’s endless struggle for freedom of speech, taking on “the United Nations in India; the Bilderberg group in Germany, terrorist safe havens in Belgium [doing] real reporting that the mainstream media doesn’t do, lest their findings interfere with their official narrative.”
Of course, Lauren’s genocide blonde schtick might not be to everyone’s taste, so for Frank readers who’d rather not drop $10 on a 61-page screed of race-baiting and blatant lifts from Breitbart, we’ve compiled the Coles notes. Heeere’s Lauren:
On Donald Trump:
Trump never foreclosed the possibility of a generous immigration policy. He repeatedly talked about the “big, beautiful door” he wanted to build in his wall. But there’s a big difference between throwing the door to your house open and not having the door at all. There is nothing welcoming about a house without a door, because there was never a choice to leave the door open.
Yes, it’s something of a compliment that so many people want to come to countries like America, just as it’s a compliment for the prettiest girl in school to have every man asking her out. But if that girl lets all those guys into her, her body will get used up fast and the same thing for a country. To borrow a line from the feminists, sometimes no means no. The Trump campaign was America’s rape whistle.
On Adolf Hitler:
On top of being a whiny art student who scapegoated an allegedly ‘privileged’ race for all his problems, and talked a bunch of violent angry people into siding with him, like any good Social Justice Warrior, Hitler also wished he was a Muslim.
He might’ve been a nationalist by technicality, but he was more in the New Black Panthers style of “nationalist” than the Trump style. Frankly, I think today, he’d be one of those low-T Tumblr crazies who join ISIS and end up on the news.
Everyone likes to complain about Hitler and Mussolini, but everyone forgets that without nationalism, we wouldn’t have a Germany or an Italy to get mad at for Hitler and Mussolini. Without nationalism, we’d probably still be at war with the freaking Habsburg (sic) Empire. Nationalism is what builds societies, and yes, just like how millennials take self-esteem too far, folks like Hitler, Mussolini or Malik Shabazz take nationalism too far.
I’m not Hitler, figuratively or literally. As far as I’m concerned, Hitler was just a Social Justice Warrior who happened to get freaky amounts of power and actually implement his #KillAllJews (the predecessor to #KillAllMen) worldview. Basically, if Hitler were writing today, he could’ve avoided all the verbiage in Mein Kampf and just complained about “Jew-splaining” on Tumblr and the message would be the same.
On Social Justice Warriors:
This gets to a deeper point: even outside SJW, the millennial generation is to humans what French bulldogs are to dogs: Bred to be useless, almost incapable of procreation, and possessed of comically big heads.
In fact, SJWs in general are to emotivism what Walter White was to crystal meth: Manufacturers of its purest, most dangerous form.
On the Crusades:
Like sword-wielding versions of Twisted Sister, Christendom declared, “We’re not going to take it anymore.”
Unchecked immigration by low-skilled workers attacks the economy from two directions: first, the number of shiftless immigrants grows the welfare state at the expense of the private sector. Second, even those who work hard often siphon money out of our domestic economy and send it back to their own countries, which boosts those countries at our expense.
When prosperous nations with generous welfare states throw open their doors and refuse to enforce their borders, the new populations agitate for more benefits, and sometimes even manage to vote for them thanks to fraud. As these benefits increase, so do the incentives for more poor immigrants to pour across the border, who turn around and vote themselves more goodies, which produces more immigrants, and so on and so on until the entire government goes broke.
We have to watch as the flags in our windows change from German to Turkish, or from American to Mexican. We have to watch as our streets become Hobbesian war zones, as our native English is treated as a dying language, and as patriotism is mocked. We have to watch as our paychecks are sucked dry to pay for pensions built for richer people, health care built for lazier people, education built for stupider people and kindness to unworthy people.
[For liberals] immigration is all about playing mommy to the poor, vulnerable immigrant populations, who obviously contribute so much to diversity and multiculturalism. I mean, without immigrants where would we have got Chipotle?!
And what else are we to make of the manner in which millennial feminists loudly trumpet the sluttiest, cattiest parts of hookup culture as empowering precisely because they prevent them ever having to acknowledge a guy (or in their parlance, “f—kboy”) having once used him as a human dildo? Answer: millennial feminists want to amputate something that is just a part of human nature—the fact that sex makes women more vulnerable, both emotionally and physically, than men.
On everything else:
But that’s politics and sex, and really, you don’t want to get me started on religion or art.