The Executioner’s Singh: Jagmeet’s Martyr Complex

The CBC came a day late and a dholki short to the inaugural Jagmeet Singh braunnose derby.

“Canada’s newest federal party leader scrums in Ottawa,” tweeted Susan Bonner, with a pic of rag-top Liberal cabmin Navdeep Bains (first elected to the House of Commons in, er, 2004).

The cerebral World At Six hostess, upon realizing she’d gotten her turbans twisted, deleted the tweet, the howler barely noticed as the rest of the fourth estate stampeded to sniff the kachera of the Dippers’ new hot-crossed manbun.

The Globe and Minion‘s Margaret Wente, par exemple, hot-flashed: “He has the posture of a warrior — brash, worldly, fearless and also supermanly. Not a beta male, as Justin sometimes tends to be. He’s an alpha, with a full luxuriant beard and a serious kirpan [!] to match.”

The next election, Peggy reckons, is pretty much decided: Sure, Justin boxes, but juicy Jagmeet does jiu-jitsu! (Readers may similarly recall Jean Crouton‘s famed waterskiing photo-op was decisively trumped by the totally awesome jet-ski prowess of Prime Minister Stockboy Day).

The media mythmaking has been thick, juxtaposing privileged Justin with scrappy Jagmeet, who clawed his way up from nothing in the face of racist bullying (he’s actually the son of two doctors, who, when the meanies in class got too mean, packed him off to a tony private school in the Detroit suburbs).

Back at the Corpse, though, Power and Politics stunt ‘stache Terry Milewski was having no truck or trade with Jagmania, tartly tweeting that the hirsute onanist had requested an advance look at the interview questions ahead of his appearance on the show.

Request denied, and team Jagmeet’s fears of a sandbagging proved only too justified, as Milewski mounted a favourite hobby-horse, the ongoing veneration of Sikh “martyrs” like Talwinder Parmar, founder of Babbar Khalsa, designated a terrorist group in Canada, and mastermind of the 1985 Air India bombing.

Saint Talwinder

Parmar slipped out of Canada in 1988 and was whacked by police in India in 1992. Posters bearing his likeness, ubiquitous at Canadian Vaisakhi Day parades, are squinted past by glad-handing politicians eager to tap them Sikh votes.

Same shit, different day for our Terry, whose 2007 doc, “Samosa Politics” showed Canadian politicos of all stripes (Gord Campbell, Jack Layton, Stephane Dion, Jim Abbott, etc, etc.) playing footsie with the fundies for electoral fun and profit, and triggered a $110-mil defamation claim from the totally-not-with-the-terrorists World Sikh Organization.

But asked three (3) times by Milewski whether perhaps the Killers for Khalistan kitsch was a tad inappropriate, Jagmeet launched into a
bhangra of bob-and-weave that put all his previous contortions (At different times, the slippery Singh has come down firmly on all sides re: the Ontario sex-ed curriculum, LEAP Manifesto, oil pipelines, etc.) to shame.

It’s a touchy subject for the NDP leader, who won on the strength of an empty-the-temples organizational strategy in the 905 and the B.C.’s Lower Mainland that couldn’t afford to be too picky about some of the loopier fundamentalists wrangling those busloads of turbans.

None of Jagmeet’s leadership rivals, despite being in possession of copious oppo research, dared breach the subject for fear he might win and the Liberals throw any loose and frankly xenophobic talk back in their faces. That’s assuredly coming, and the Milewski interview has already ridden the diaspora back to India’s deeply unsympathetic Hindustan Times.

The Liberals, after all, have themselves felt the sting of Sikh-and-destroy politics. Readers may recall Minister of Badass Architecture Harjit Sajjan‘s trip to India this past spring was marred by accusations from the Punjab’s loopy Chief Minister Amarinder Singh that he was a terrorist sympathizer and Khalistan separatist, of all things.

While Harj took these podunk smears in stride and carried on junketing, poor Jagmeet couldn’t even get a visa for his own 2013 toot to the subcontinent. Indian authorities declined to say why.

6 comments on “The Executioner’s Singh: Jagmeet’s Martyr Complex
  1. OJM says:

    Miss Peggy, rough translation:

    “Just as long as bhaji-boy makes himself popular enough to split the anti-Conservative vote right up the crotch…all this Liberal Kumbaya bullshit is taking years off my life.”

  2. Forbes Kennedy says:

    Justine just lost his “in” with the “vizmins”.

  3. John MacLachlan Gray says:

    Sooner or later we are going to watch a progressive Sikh debate a fundamentalist Catholic, with normal Canadians, Liberal of course, taking up the middle, telling Canadians let’s all just get along. You don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

  4. Patrick60 says:

    Three’s a crowd, in Canadian politics. One of them must be weak to keep the vote blocs from splitting. Of course, if we had proportional representation, as was alluded to in the last election, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

  5. daveS says:

    R. Paul Dhillon, editor of The Link weekly newspaper (fat with Indian and Sikh business adverts) on page A3 of the October 07, 2017 edition [ see the e-paper at ] goes on in “The Usual Suspects Emerge from the “Nut-Bar” to Demonize Jagmeet Singh With Terrorism “Bullsh..” [his truncation] about critics of Singh’s statements on the Air India bombing.

    The usual suspects have emerged from the looney bin to slaughter NDP’s new leader with terrorism bull.. when the Singh has no connection to it and has denounced all killing of innocents no matter if they are Sikhs, Hindus, Muslim or others.
    But boneheads like Tarah Fatah, CBC hack Terry Miliewski and Ujjal “The Turncoat” Dosanjh–all relics from the dinosaur age, and other right wing nuts–are intent on throwing mud at Singh even after his historic win last Sunday as NDP leader, a first for turbaned Sikh Canadian for any major political party.

    [ and on for another 500 words ]

    This will play for years.

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