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The Corpse: Stursberg continues search for public broadcaster’s real killer

“Fuck! I’m so fucked!”

Pick a Lane, Luloff!

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“The house has a full second kitchen you can use for preparing meals and keep your regular kitchen clean.”

Canada: It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time!

“What’s coming next? Eating bugs? A Great Reset? More spending on climate change?”

“It is not the case, as his critics are now suggesting, that the president has taken leave of his senses.”

Are We Not Men? We Are Davos!

Gabriel Wortman’s Portapique Rampage Revisited

Lisa Banfield: I’m telling you again for the last time

Greenland Frank Latest: Still nothing, freezing my Nuuks off!

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Scouts Canada and the rising cost of a diddle

For the Boys: Scouts whacked with $157M in Ottawa lawsuits

“[N]one of the alleged unmarked graves of presumed child victims of the schools have [sic] been verified as native student graves at all….”

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