“Tim Hortons has done something so obvious, it’s surprising no one thought of it earlier: they started selling a double-double-flavoured Timbit.” January 10, 2019 Drivel
“Inside court, the 20-year-old donned sweatpants and a sweatshirt with a beard.” December 13, 2018 Drivel/News
“You know, if Freddie Mercury were alive today, it’d be OK for him to be married and have a family and all those things.” December 4, 2018 Drivel
“Robert Mueller [has failed] to turn up any reason for the investigations in two years’ worth of frenzied efforts to find something damaging about Trump” November 29, 2018 Drivel/News
“And I’m pretty much the only one on Twitter that challenged John Kerry and David Frung, er, David Frum” November 16, 2018 Drivel
“The Trump Republicans fight back against the unhinged mob, and the American people continue to reward them in the polls.” November 15, 2018 Drivel/News
